Looper - 8/10
Moonrise Kingdom - 9/10 ParaNorman - 7/10 |
Goon - 9/10 - If you are a sports fan, you should watch this movie..... If you are a hockey fan, you HAVE to watch this movie.....
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O_______O. It's the equivalent of David Cronenberg's twisted mind ala Dead Ringers and a bit of Holy Mountain/Kubrick style sequences. I liked the themes of religion, teen angst, losing virginity, birth control, uncontrolled STDs in one movie aside from the ambition of having science taking control over the overprotecting parents.. The ending was just... another scream of, "WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT?!?! WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO PROVE HERE?!?!" Although it taught me a lesson about losing virginity without controlled behavior or being paranoid of asking if the girl has STDs. Loved that part btw. 10/10. <iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dzKlr1V6xzM" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" width="560"></iframe> |
Looper - really great/100
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Snow White and the huntsman - 3/10
It sucked. And Kristen Stewart really is the worst. |
The Perks of Being a Wallflower: 9/10. Hit me right here, y'know?
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Argo-7.5/10. Solid flick, but I don't have any urge to go back and watch it again. Though the final quarter or so is some of the best suspense filmmaking I've seen in a while.
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Space Jam - 3/10
Air Force One - 9/10 Monsters, Inc - 6/10 Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds - 9/10 The Darjeeling Limited - 6/10 ENTER THE FUCKING DRAGON - 10/10 |
I would punch you in the face if you gave Space Jam a 3/10 in my presence
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Friday The 13th (original) - 5/10...... nothing special, but I could see how it was very popular in 1980.....
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Looper - 9/10
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Seven Psychopaths - 10/10
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It's like Die Hard on an airplane with Harrison Ford and the president.
Wild Wild West - 4/10 Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi All of them get a 10 out of 10. First time really sitting down to watch them and pay attention to them. I'm not all THAT impressed, like how hyped and how big these movies are, but I am impressed enough to give them a 10 blah blah blah blah blah. |
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The Real Rocky - 10/10 A biography on Chuck Wepner. Fucking Sylvester Stallone basically stole this dude's identity to make millions. Seriously. And fucking SYLVESTER STALLONE IS INDUCTED IN THE BOXING HALL OF FAME DUE TO THE ROCKY CHARACTER and CHUCK WEPNER, the guy who KNOCKED DOWN Muhammed Ali, is NOT in the hall of fame, and he's selling liquor in his hometown while being married to his third wife. |
Sinister - 4/10
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Memento: 10/10
Chris Nolan is the best :heart: |
Argo - 66
It's really nothing fantastic but I can already tell this will be the darling come Oscar season what with the amount of actors in it, those who produced it, and the general anti-muslim/pro-jew sentiment throughout the whole film and we all know the jews run the media so they eat this shit up just like the illiuminati are controlling all of hollywood right now open your eyes sheeple the jews are controlling everything that-- oop, sorry. Been reading too many slik conspiracy posts. |
I do think this will get an unworthy amount of praise though come award season
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The Grey
6.0/10 I can't remember the last time I saw a movie that tried so hard to get you to care about the characters while doing so little to develop them. Some of the action scenes are fun, and there is a palpable tension throughout the movie, however, I felt it bogged down in the middle and wandered aimlessly toward the end. SPOILER: show Not a terrible movie, but it tries to take itself way more seriously than it should. |
The Room - I really don't know how to rate this. It was good, but only because it was so bad that it was actually entertaining. If that makes sense. :-\
I watched it last night was a group of friends, so that was probably what made it so good, that we could all laugh at it. I get the feeling if I watched it alone, I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much as I did. So I guess if I rate it by how much I enjoyed it last night, I'd give it something like 8/10. |
Taken - 7.5/10, possibly nudging to an 8. I do like Liam Neeson.
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Finally seen Avengers, Joss Whedon took what could have easily turned into a complete clusterfuck and delivered a thoroughly entertaining film. 8/10
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Paranormal Activity 4-4/10
There were some cool parts involving a Kinect sensor and some visible spirits, but other than that, this franchise has run its course. Sadly, it looks like PA5 is going to take place in all Spanish. Hooray. |
I watched every Friday The 13th movie this week..... they were alright, I don;t feel like going into the details, but Parts 2, 5 & 8 were the best.....
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Inside Man - 8/10
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8/10 Really a 7/10, but I bumped it up to 8 to go with the Octo-theme. |
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The Book Of Eli - 5/10
Started off pretty good w/ Denzel doing all this Jet Li shit, and then Mila Kunis came and it looked like it was gonna be good but it went nowhere and really who cares Prol Denzels worst film |
Goon 8.5/10
It was pretty funny but not the best hockey movie ever. Probably the best one since Slap Shot though. |
Into the Wild - Very good.
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I don't know how people disliked the ending to The Grey. I am assuming they are stupid.
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On the real! Not sure how having a 10 second fight between a man and a wolf would make the film any better.
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It may not have made the movie any better, but you would at least get a clear resolution from a final fight, no matter the outcome.
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Just got out of Looper. Very well made. Acting from everyone is great. The end reveal is really sermon done. Loved this movie. 9/10
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Seven Psychopaths - 7/10
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Finally got around to seing "Funny People." A solid 8/10, solid comedy and drama melding. The most amazing part is that I don't hate Seth Rogan in it, and it's probably Sandlers best movie since the Waterboy.
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Bloodstained memoirs 5/10
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oh yeah I watched Beyond The Mat yesterday 8/10
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Argo - 8/10
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Safety not Guaranteed 7.2/10
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Cabin in the woods - wanted to like it..but in the end it felt like a spoof movie that took itself seriously enough to ruin the spoof aspect and just became a lame scary movie folloing a tired formulaic plot.
Not to forget to mention the fucking big snake both creeped me out and looked like something out of a low budget scyfy movie. 55/100 |
The Grey was so disappointingly terrible.
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After Liam prays to God by yelling at Him, he says "I'll do it myself." I sure hope God didnt say "Good luck" to Liam.
Tactical Force - 2/10 Abduction 4/10. Not as bad as I thought it would be. Pretty intense at times with the hand-to-hand combat. Knock Off - 3/10 I Can Do Bad All By Myself - 6/10. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - 10/10 |
Amazing Spiderman - It was good but I found myself not really caring. I think I still prefer the first two from the last bunch of Spiderman films, although Garfield was better than Maguire and while I never really had a problem with Dunst as Mary-Jane like I know some people did, I think Stone as Gwen Stacy was done really well.
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The Wizard Of Oz - I give it 157/10 |
Got around to Quantum of Solace. 7/10. Not as engaging as Casino Royale, but still pretty entertaining.
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The Dictator 7/10
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Cloud Atlas 10/10
Movie of the year!! |
Paranormal Activity 4 - 3/10 - Even for a PA movie it failed to deliver.
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy - 8/10
Fucking hillarious! It's on Netflix. Check that shit out. |
American Reunion 7/10
Maybe i'm just too old but meh overall. |
Never Say Never Again
8/10 I like the idea of an "over the hill" James Bond. Good to see Connery back in the role, but also "weird". |
5 Year Engagement - 35
Cloud Atlas was good, dunno what numerical number to give it |
Bigfoot-The Lost Coast Tapes-3.5/10. Incredibly generic and cliche with some of the worst acting and dialogue in recent memory.
Like Crazy-8/10. Beautifully directed. Story has me considering things, which is always a good sign. |
Skyfall - 10/10
It felt like as if Christopher Nolan wrote the screenplay in invisible mode like in Dark Knight all over again.. And apparently, Bond even had a Bruce Wayne-ish kinda dark past on his dead parents gravestone.. :( And Lord Voldemort makes an appearance as his employer or shall we say a new one I guess.. To top it off, remember that black chick zombie slayer in 28 Days later? Well, she's now his sidekick agent.. Still this is much grittier on the same level as the first Dark Knight... Better than the last 2 Bond movies. SPOILER: show |
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - 85
Really good first half of dark comedy. Ended up with a romantic ending. |
Safety Not Guaranteed - 86
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Christmas story 2
Didn't actually watch it, but saw it was out on blu ray and looked at the trailer, and can safely say I'd probably rate it a -77794777784336898/10 |
The Campaign - 20
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Magic Mike 6/10 - Kevin Nash deserves an Oscar for raising the movie from a 3 to the 6.
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Smokin Aces - 7/10
Maximum Conviction - 2/10. Steve Austin and Steven Seagal. Dragon Eyes - 2/10. Gingerdead Man 3 - 0/10. Some stupid movie I saw on Netflix about a *ahem* KILLER GINGERBREAD MAN! It sucked. It started off funny, but then sucked. Snake Eyes - 8/10. The direction in this film is what made this film great. There was like a 12 minute one shot scene in the beginning and was fantastic. The Amazing Spider Man - 6/10. I disliked the last 20 minutes, but everyone before I was into. Especially the part when Spidey catches the dude who killed his papi. Making him seem like a bad guy. Safety Not Guaranteed - 9/10. Great. Just great. |
Rust and Bone - Really raw and unsentimental, ending felt a little forced though. Subtitles were really bad as there was only Dutch subs available so I ran them through Google translator so some of the dialogue looked like this "Because God forbid if someone my van not like." I would still give it an 8/10
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A View To A Kill - 6/10
Dunno. Felt like during the first half of the movie, everyone was just phoning it in... and they would do entire scenes just to set up a pun. Got better by the end, though. |
Wreck-It Ralph - 9.5/10
Great movie. |
I Love You Phillip Morris-8/10
Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor were really good together. Had quite a few funny moments and a nice little twist at the end. |
Flight- Denzel walks around drunk for two hours and John Goodman is in the movie for 7 minutes as an amped up Jeff Lebowski. Could have cut a good 15 minutes out of this in my opinion. 5/10
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The Living Daylights 8/10
Really liked the more "grounded" feel of the movie, and enjoyed the slower pace than the past few movies. Timothy Dalton also made a good impression as Bond. Different then the rest. More "down to Earth" it seemed. |
Spawn 6.5/10
Hadn't seen this in years, has not aged well. Still got an amazing soundtrack though. |
Skyfall in beautiful IMAX - Hate to get caught up in the hype but it might be the greatest Bond movie ever/100
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Skyfall: 8.5/10. Javier Bardem should play every villain.
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Wreck-it Ralph - 9/10
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License to Kill 9/10
Really enjoyed it. Really "digged" Dalton as Bond, too bad he only did the two movies. Anyways, I have now completed my long journey of watching all of the Pre-Brosnan Bond movies, which I had never seen before. |
Skyfall - 8.5/10
Vast improvement on QoS. |
Holy Motors - Insane movie. Kinda reminded me a bit of Lynch/Bunuel, feel happy that movies like this are still being made. 8/10
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10,000 BC - 2 out of 5
Movie itself was pretty meh worthy but that final showdown was a big let down compared to all the time used setting up for that moment. |
Skyfall - It was okay. As someone who doesn't really like Bond films I shouldn't have bought into all the hype. I guess I was expecting this to "transcend" the Bond film the way Nolan's Batman films transcended the comic book genre. I was mostly disinterested in the plot and characters (except Bardem, I wish there was more of him in the film). Cinematography and action scenes were ace though, the scene in Shanghai was really good. 7/10
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The Raven - 8/10 - Cusack was pretty brilliant.
Dark Shadows - 6/10 - I enjoyed the film but it def. seemed sorta thrown together. Would have worked better as a mini series or a tv show. I know that's what it is based off of but I just meant the film felt like 2 or 3 episodes of something. Still enjoyed it overall. |
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"King Kong" (1933). When you take into account the age and era of this film it's absolutely great and blows all subsequent remakes out of the water. 8.5/10
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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (1958) - 8/10
Loved the stop-motion animation of the cyclops, the dragon, and the fighting skeleton that fought Sinbad over the magic lamp. |
Frankenweenie - 9/10
Hotel Transylvania - 6/10 Snow White and the Huntsman - 8/10 |
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