Cloud Atlas 10/10.

Man of Steel - 5/10
Much Ado About Nothing (2013) - 8/10

Man Of Steel - 72

This Is The End - 68

(20-80 scale)

Man Of Steel - 5.5 / 10

Rounders - 8/10

Pretty much awesome. My poker buddy told me about this movie and I seriously can't believe I'd never seen it before.


Casino - 6/10

A great movie, but there was just something about it that I didn't really take to. Maybe it was the constant soundtrack that I found a bit distracting, or I guess it was Scorcese's follow-up to Goodfellas and I felt that it was trying too hard to be like Goodfellas and failed in that respect.


The Basketball Diaries - 7/10

Really great to see DiCaprio at such a young age. The story is pretty basic and goes to some extremely dark places - the only thing that carries the movie to the end is DiCaprio's painful and powerful performance. You can really see the greatness that's within him in this early work.


A Perfect Getaway - 5/10

Meh. I liked the plot twist in the third act and I don't know if I've ever seen it done quite like that before, but the problem was that the couple who "turned face" hadn't really been established with any kind of real likeable traits prior to the double turn. Meanwhile, Steve Zahn and Jovokovich were pretty likeable up until the turn, and then are just made to look like total psychos. So you finish the movie not really giving a shit about anyone and not caring who lives or dies.

World War Z: 6/10.

Entertaining enough, with a lot of problems.

Warm Bodies 7.5/10

Preferred the book but entertaining.

Flight - 7/10

This is the end 8.5/10. I havent laughed this hard in a long LONG time.

Good stuff. I also loved this movie.

RED- 7.7/10

Didn't see this when it came out, but saw it the other night and really enjoyed it. Decent comedy and the action is over-the-top in the Nic Cage mold. Just a fun movie.

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9/10.


The ending almost pulled an Inception-ish/High Tension vibe to it.. I refuse to spoil it but like I said, it's been years since De Palma make movies that's completely throwback to 70s trademark cinema like the split screen scenes and has that gallows humor sexual thrill vibe to it. He has done it again.

The plotline: Mean Girl Regina graduates from college to become a businesswoman and she's still has that mean streak in her high school playing pranks on anyone esp. manipulating what she wants when it comes to project stuff from her workers and she pushes the envelope there by fucking a guy's dick then came along the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lisbeth Salander.. Watch the hair and sparks fly for the final act..

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Expect some lesbian kissings between Mean Girl Regina and Lisbeth Salander. Mmmhmmm.

Spring Breakers - 8/10.. Courtesy of Harmony Korine who directed Die Antwoord's Umshini Wam.

MTV Springbreak boobs and butt girls meets Natural Born Killers/GTA/Saints Row guns blazing action packed thrills.

Spring Breakers - 6/10

Finally saw

So I Married an Axe Murderer 6/10

Some of it was funny..most of it was forced..lots of talent in small roles though.

This is the End-8/10

Outside of one scene of banter between Franco and McBride that had me falling out of my seat, the movie wasn't overly hilarious, but it was consistently funny.

Mr. Baseball- 6.9/10

Had never heard of this movie and the fact that it was late 80's starring Tom Selleck I kind of figured why. However, it was pretty funny with a fairly original concept. He's a washed up ball player and gets traded to a Japanese team. Cultural differences ensue. Pretty solid comedy for the era, though.

World War Z - 7/10

I enjoyed it alot more than Man of Steel.

The Purge - 3/10

The Heat-6/10

Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Really feel like they exploit Melissa McCarthy being a fat fucking slob as the main source of her comedic value, which is kind of sad. I know this isn't the first film she's done where this happens.

Her character in completely unlikeable in this movie, so when they try to give her some more personal scenes, they kind of fell flat. Sandra Bullock does what she does so well. She was good, and her character was much easier to enjoy and get behind.

Goon- 9/10

Wasn't expecting much, and I heard that the Trailer Park Boys made a cameo appearance. Great flick that made me produce testosterone at factory levels.

The Hangover - 4 out of 5

For A Good Time Call -62

I enjoyed it, thought both leads were fun and incredibly attractive and Justin Long as a flaming gay dude was funny

Evil Dead remake through piratebay. Thank goodness, I didn't pay to see this in theaters. Still unmatched from the Raimi 80s stuff.. Sure it had gore but it was a little bit CGI-ish with the splatting blood. Mia the wannabe one armed chainsaw heroine isn't fit to shine Ash's boomstick but she reminds me of Firefly's River Tam. Wish all the characters died though.

Although the cameo of Ash himself was the only saving grace of this movie... If I see a reboot sequel with Ash as the main protagonist instead of annoying teens, I might see it.

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5/10

Despicable Me 2- 8.5/10

Was forced into it but ended up having a good laugh nonetheless. Steve Carell is a god!

Despicable Me 2 - 7/10

The minions stole the show

The Heat - Mccarthy Deserves All The Props People Give Her. 8/10

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I saw Barbara Steele in some black/white B-horror movie Nightmare Castle and unless someone here is familiar with her black and white horror movies, she's one creepy-ass nanny/mommy from hell that'll make Disney villains like Cruella Deville and the evil stepmom from Cinderella paled in comparison... And no, it's not even a fucking ghost story.. Think of it as well, Misery/The Hand that Rocks the Cradle with a little bit of psychosis from Carrie's mother... Minus the religious bible in hand.. And it lives up to the title literally. The nanny mommy from hell has a butterfly fetish collection that seems innocent and beautiful but evil lurks somewhere in those sweet old lady eyes.

9/10

World War Z - 8/10

The Lone Ranger 6/10

It's sad that they could have put a mask on a block of wood in the place of Armie Hammer, and I probably wouldn't have noticed. Johnny Depp carries another schlub to a mildly entertaining flick.

Mildly entertaining is probably the most favorable review this move has received so far.

Man of Steel - 6/10

Would have been better if Kalyx didnt like it

World War Z-7/10

Felt kind of fluff on the story aspect of it, other than the general "zombies are taking over" theme. Liked the ending, and the monologue at the end as well, but feel like there was more to tell that got glossed over. I'm told there was more political undertone to the novel, and it would've been neat to see that develop on screen, but still enjoyable despite being pretty tame, gore wise.

World War Z would be pretty impossible to develop into a movie as it is in the book

although I haven't seen the movie yet so I don't know how much they took from it

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 55

I didn't like it at the beginning, but it picked up as it went along. I still refuse to believe Steve Carell could fuck Gillian Jacobs or Olivia Wilde though.

Smells more like jealousy rather than belief, Skip.

Knuckleball - 8/10
Easy A - 7.5/10
This Is The End - 8/10

Team America: World Police - 3.5/5

Wanna go track down a complete box set of Captain Scarlet or Thunderbirds now.

Probably sang "America, FUCK YAH!" In my head for about 5 years straight.

The informant

I liked it

I also saw Barry Lyndon 3.5

Pacific Rim: 9/10.

Same here. And there's an extra funny ending halfway through the credits.

Freddy vs Jason 5/10

Still fail to see how Jason doesn't kick the fuck out of Freddy easily. Bad acting as expected, but it was far too gimmicky.

Pacific Rim - 7.5/10

burt wonderstone- i giggled a few times at jim carrey's antics, but otherwise meh


pawn shop chronicles

wtf did i just watch/10

Red Dawn 2012 7/10

Not nearly as bad as I expected.

Dredd - 8/10

Shame it pretty much flopped at the US box office, killing its chances of there being a second one. Good film.

I loved Dredd

forgot if I mentioned it in here

Superman Returns-7/10
I hadn't seen this since the day it hit theaters, and I initially hated it and found it boring. DVR'd on FX, and have to admit, much better than I remember, and, IMO, better than the recent Superman offering.

Loved Brandon Routhe as Superman. Has the charm, the looks, and he's very likeable. The whole son angle was a real drag, and completely unneeded, and it would have probably been more interesting if Metropolis rejected Superman when he first comes back, as a response to Lois Lane's article, just to give the "save the day" ending, and the people of Metropolis trying to save him, a bit more umph.

But overall, even though it feels like an extension of the first two films, rather than a strong sequel bringing something new, it's still good fun.

I didn't go to watch it in the cinema since I saw Argo or something. I got the Blu-Ray set which included the 3D version, 2D version and an iTunes HD copy. It's probably one of the coolest movies that I have seen this year.

Trance - 6.5 / 10

The movie wasn't spectacular but it was fun to kill some time.

Mafia!- 7.34/10 (1998)

Starring Jay Mohr, Lloyd Bridges, Christina Applegate, Billy Burke

Saw this movie as a kid but didn't "get it" or remember it and then it came on some random channel last night. At only 85 minutes it is a fast paced, Airplane-styled sendup of the Godfather Parts I & II. Lots of sight gags and very funny send ups of various Godfather scenes as well as a bevy of ethnic Italian jokes. I recommend it only if you've seen the two Godfather movies.

Olivia Wilde is marrying Jason Sudekis. So, it's not out of the realm of possibilities.

Pacific Rim - Pass

Man of Steel - 7/10

World War Z - 3.5/5

I would rather see a "Zombie" movie like this anyday of the week than the Resident Evil crap that gets put out every other year.

Felt like it should have been longer.

Monsters U - 6/10

Rapture Palooza 6/10

Kill Bill Vol.1 - 6/10

The Messenger: Joan of Arc - 3/5

Oz the great and powerful 6/10

Nothing much happened.

Iron Man 3

9/10

It was crazy, it was dumb, but I'm a sucker for Marvel Cinematic Universe. I love every single film.

craig robinson is awesome in this

I didn't know that you loved Daredevil. Good for you :)

Daredevil was alright, Elektra was wank though.

R.I.P.D.-- 5.9/10

The previews tell you exactly what this movie is, essentially a campy Men in Black. It may be "bad" but its enjoyable and for me something I would rather see than any horror/Pixar movies.

Pacific Rim - 4/5

Scarface - 7/10

Bronson - 10/10 - WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

I saw it a while back, and I may have done a thing on it here... probably not. Dunno.

But if you haven't seen this, or even heard of it, then do yourself a favor and watch one of the greatest performances by an actor in the past decade. Tom Hardy (yes, THAT Tom Hardy) gave perhaps the best performance of his life in this movie. I seriously don't think he will ever be able to top this.



The movie itself is fantastic - a movie about Britain's most violent prisoner, Charlie Bronson. But the way Tom Hardy personifies him, and the way we're given little slices of insight into his character and mind, are brilliant.


It's very much in the veins of Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange", but it stands apart in its own magnificently twisted way.

Un Chant d'amour - Pretty good gay film from 1950. Two gay guys are in different jail cells and they (SPOILER) share cigarette smoke through a small hole and then beat their dicks. There is also a sexually repressed prison guard. Maybe the only movie I've seen made before 1960 that featured real live cocks.

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox - 8/10

The Conjuring - 6/10

Sharknado - Not as good as Sharkicane

Men Who Stare at Goats: 8/10

A gem of a movie that got mediocre reviews. Watched it tonight unexpectedly at a friends and was blown away by how original the premise is and how well the actors portray the characters. Very funny movie.

The Hobbit

5/10

Too many changes from the book but I did like Feeman.. The gollum interaction and the moutain troll scenes were both good..

The Campaign

7.5/10

The Wolverine - good

what do you give it out of:

Bronson: Biopic on Britain's most famous prisoner Charlie Bronson: 8.5/10

Tom Hardy is fucking awesome

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The REAL Charles Bronson 10/10 wooooooo!

Lol Charlie Bronson was his fake name, took it from Charles Bronson.

Daredevil was not a part of MCU.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe

I stand corrected.

It would be so cool if all the studios played nice and let the X-Men and Spiderman be in a movie along with the Avengers.

Blue Jasmine - 9/10 - The Wood-man's STILL got it.

Please rate it out of pass.fail

PASS PASS

Wrath Of The Titans 6/10

Warm Bodies - 68

I really really liked it, Rob Corddry's performance was pretty incredible.

Prometheus - a bit shit

Grown Ups 2-7/10

Boob talk, friends, family. I was in the mood for some Adam Sandler comedy, and it had the usual cast of ppl in it.

Ya, just watched this for like the 3rd time.


Tom Hardy is a genius solely for this movie.

His stache is amzing

My old tattooist is penpals with Bronson, no idea how that started.