04-20-2018, 08:14 PM | #41361 |
Hey Mister!
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Love Eli Drake.
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04-20-2018, 08:16 PM | #41362 |
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04-20-2018, 08:19 PM | #41363 |
boop/bop/beep
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Just looked him up. Dude is the next coming of Jack Briscoe
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04-20-2018, 08:19 PM | #41364 |
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04-20-2018, 08:22 PM | #41365 |
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Eli Drake couldn't lace the boots of the child factory worker that assembled Jack Brisco's boots. The only use for lace and Eli Drake in the same sentence is the lace my girlfriend can wear to seduce him so I can have this motherfucker in my fucking life.
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04-20-2018, 08:23 PM | #41366 |
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I wouldn't piss on Eli Drake if he were on fire even if Tenille Dashwood was guiding my penis.
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04-20-2018, 08:24 PM | #41367 |
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No, I probably would. But I'd call him up and remind him every day that he owes his life to me, and use it as emotional leverage to get him out of wrestling and make him mow my lawn.
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04-20-2018, 08:25 PM | #41368 |
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Eli Drake would make a tremendous gardener. Why doesn't he go and try and become a gardener for 16 fucking years? It's worth a shot, kid.
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04-20-2018, 08:25 PM | #41369 |
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04-20-2018, 08:37 PM | #41370 |
Let me talk to ya
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04-20-2018, 08:41 PM | #41371 |
Let me talk to ya
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04-20-2018, 08:45 PM | #41372 |
Trickster Demon
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I wish the commentary on RAW was Corey/Booker T
I wish the commentary on SD was Corey/Tom Phillips |
04-20-2018, 08:47 PM | #41373 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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A child factory worker reference. Nice.
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04-20-2018, 08:49 PM | #41374 |
Let me talk to ya
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04-20-2018, 09:08 PM | #41375 |
Let me talk to ya
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04-20-2018, 09:35 PM | #41376 |
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LolTNA
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04-20-2018, 09:41 PM | #41377 |
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Brock's new contract is said to be for $637,000 per match and $127,000 per television appearance. He will also make 6% on all merchandise sales and will receive $637,000 per year for the WWE having the rights to use his likeness.
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04-20-2018, 09:54 PM | #41378 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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$127,000 to be on TV for like 20 minutes a month and not have to speak? Where do I sign?
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04-20-2018, 10:14 PM | #41379 |
Cranky Kong
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I dunno, I think Drake is a decent promo. I don't care much for his matches, though.
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04-20-2018, 10:25 PM | #41380 |
king of sucks
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wonder if wwe are going to go after drake and steiner for doing the too sweat like they did the young bucks. I want to see stiener wipe his ass with a cort order from the wwe
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04-20-2018, 10:30 PM | #41381 |
Cranky Kong
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Haha, "too sweat"
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04-20-2018, 10:31 PM | #41382 |
Hey Mister!
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04-20-2018, 10:47 PM | #41383 |
Cranky Kong
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Yeah man, that's weird.
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04-20-2018, 10:55 PM | #41384 |
President of Freedonia
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Has Jim Cornette weighed in on Eli Drake? I would laugh my tits off if he was a fan.
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04-20-2018, 11:00 PM | #41385 |
Cranky Kong
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04-20-2018, 11:03 PM | #41386 |
Cranky Kong
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Sounds like Cornette thinks he's very talented, but he's also a rogue bad boy.
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04-21-2018, 01:02 AM | #41387 |
Let me talk to ya
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I'll agree he's no masterpiece in the ring. Just a safe worker and one of the better promos today. He's like Impacts equivalent of The Miz pretty much. Noid's hatred for the guy though is concerning. I mean I''m no fan of Daniel Bryan but I'd piss on the guy if he needed it and Brie could guide my penis all she wanted.
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04-21-2018, 01:11 AM | #41388 |
Cranky Kong
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Did you say Masterpiece because of the ties to Chris Adonis?
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04-21-2018, 01:13 AM | #41389 |
MVP Mark
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Some people fight for equality. Some for freedom. Some for world peace. Noid fights to keep Eli Drake out of the WWE.
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04-21-2018, 01:13 AM | #41390 |
Let me talk to ya
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I wish I could say yes but maybe subconsciously I did.
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04-21-2018, 01:21 AM | #41391 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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I hated Drake when he first debuted for TNA, but he has grown on me and definitely improved alot. Above average promo in my eyes and average in the ring, a little more seasoning and I could see him drawing interest in WWE a la EC3
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04-21-2018, 01:31 AM | #41392 |
Let me talk to ya
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If you are talking about his time with The Rising with Dew Galloway and Micha(Tonga Roa) I wasn't a fan of that either. Once he went on his own though he started becoming one the mist entertaining segments on the show. Stuff isn't scripted in Impact like it is in WWE and it allows these guys to develop their mic skills and he's taken advantage of it. One of the main things I look for in a wrestler is the confidence he or she displays on the mic and his confidence is through the roof.
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04-21-2018, 01:41 AM | #41393 |
Let me talk to ya
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Watching the MLW Fusion show that debuted tonight on bein sports I recorded, on DVR sorry Shisen. Tony Schiavone is on commentary, ACH vs Austin Aries is the opener.
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04-21-2018, 01:57 AM | #41394 |
Let me talk to ya
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Tony still sounds the same. Pretty good opener, main event is Pentagon Jr vs Fenix
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04-21-2018, 02:20 AM | #41395 |
Let me talk to ya
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Main event was good, show was pretty much a lead in to Impact's Redemption PPV.
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04-21-2018, 02:34 AM | #41396 |
Cranky Kong
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It debuted on what now?
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04-21-2018, 02:40 AM | #41397 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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BeIn Sports HD.
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04-21-2018, 02:51 AM | #41398 |
Cranky Kong
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Fuck is that?
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04-21-2018, 03:02 AM | #41399 |
Let me talk to ya
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I get it on Direct TV through a sports package.
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04-21-2018, 03:14 AM | #41400 |
LIMITLESS
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