08-08-2018, 09:18 AM | #44201 |
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08-08-2018, 11:46 AM | #44202 |
Trickster Demon
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I would have zero interest in a Kurt Angle/Brock Lesnar match in 2019.
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08-08-2018, 11:59 AM | #44203 |
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08-08-2018, 01:30 PM | #44204 |
King K Cool
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08-08-2018, 01:31 PM | #44205 |
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I remember really enjoying that Kurt Angle.
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08-08-2018, 02:53 PM | #44206 | |
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Well it might SOUND like that if i actually recorded audio and linked it, but in reality it read like that. Settle down son, you can go and pump your pud to pics of Brock in his pre-flab days using google image search i would imagine. |
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08-08-2018, 02:56 PM | #44207 |
is brat
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Settle your tea kettle
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08-08-2018, 02:58 PM | #44208 |
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08-08-2018, 03:00 PM | #44209 |
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08-08-2018, 03:07 PM | #44210 |
boop/bop/beep
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lol. I remember you from the old days. You had an incredibly thin skin then as well :-)
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08-08-2018, 03:31 PM | #44211 |
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08-08-2018, 03:35 PM | #44212 |
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Dear Gerard, do yourself a favor and google the lazy fat prick's training videos. K, bye.
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08-08-2018, 03:47 PM | #44213 |
Curtis
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08-08-2018, 03:48 PM | #44214 |
King K Cool
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08-08-2018, 03:48 PM | #44215 |
King K Cool
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It's a bit weird seeing Cena with an even amount of hair on his head.
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08-08-2018, 03:50 PM | #44216 |
Curtis
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Cena looks better with longer hair.
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08-08-2018, 03:52 PM | #44217 |
Trickster Demon
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Kurt vs Brock would be such a terrible idea I can see them absolutely doing it tbh
"The fans will love it" |
08-08-2018, 04:02 PM | #44218 |
Curtis
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08-08-2018, 04:45 PM | #44219 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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According to Post Wrestling's John Pollock, Ronda's main event on RAW managed to cause a spike in ratings but because it was too short and the bump itself was small, it didn't really affect RAW in the end.
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08-08-2018, 04:49 PM | #44220 | |
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Dear bellend, please watch: Vs And before you play the "but he's older now" card that doesn't mean much at all. Back when he left wwe around 2004 one of the reasons he cited was not being able to do his workouts as much as he wanted to, and it showed as over the course of his first run he also went from very "ripped" at the start to noticeably less at the end. And just because you're older doesn't automatically mean you can't maintain a shape. He barely even appears on tv anymore so what's his reason for getting aesthetically out of shape? Even looking at his shoulders they're far less defined and far more rounded, he has a gut that hangs over his shorts, yet apparently that's not "fat". As for the lazy part, have you watched any of his fucking matches since he returned? 99% of them consist of 2 suplex variations and an f5 and thats it, if that's not lazy i don't know what is considering he's capable of much more and has just been phoning it in since his return. |
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08-08-2018, 04:52 PM | #44221 |
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Jesus fucking Christ, you have high standards. Dude looks like a grizzly bear mated with a fire hydrant. He's not shredded like a body builder but he looks like he could tear a person's head clean off. Typical keyboard warrior.
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08-08-2018, 05:00 PM | #44222 | |
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It's not even a matter of having high standards, if he was putting on good matches i doubt anyone would care, but has he? Even the crowd finally got pissed off with this "suplex city" shit as its painfully obvious he can't be bothered to do anything else yet Vince as deluded as he is for some reason is still throwing money at him. Personally i hope this "run" is his last as his matches are good as a cure for insomnia and not much else. |
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08-08-2018, 05:01 PM | #44223 |
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To quote Joe Rogan, "I'm not worried that Brock Lesnar can fuck me, I'm worried that he'll use me as a condom to fuck something else."
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08-08-2018, 05:05 PM | #44224 |
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08-08-2018, 05:05 PM | #44225 |
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"Brock Lesnar is putting on boring matches, therefore he's fat" - Keyboard Warrior
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08-08-2018, 05:07 PM | #44226 |
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08-08-2018, 05:20 PM | #44227 |
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08-08-2018, 05:22 PM | #44228 |
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08-08-2018, 05:29 PM | #44229 |
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I'd argue Lesnar's flabby look is a lot more related to him being off the roids or on a smaller cycle than in the past. Combine that with him being less motivated and active as a wrestler and his flabbiness becomes more apparent. Same reasons why his stamina in matches has gotten worse in recent times.
Triple H had a similar flabby look every time he went off the roids to have kids. |
08-08-2018, 05:33 PM | #44230 |
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lol "flabby" for fuck sake.
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08-08-2018, 05:55 PM | #44231 |
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Couldn't think of another word for his look for Gerard's issues with Lesnar.
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08-08-2018, 06:03 PM | #44232 |
King K Cool
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If Lesnar looking the way he does at the moment makes him fat, then Samoa Joe must be morbidly obese.
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08-08-2018, 06:14 PM | #44233 |
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*Cough laugh* Flabby though?
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08-08-2018, 06:15 PM | #44234 |
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He's a little softer than usual, but I'd take his "soft" over my "chiseled" any day of the week. Fitness is honestly a spectrum, and while he's obviously not in peak condition right now, calling him fat is ridiculous.
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08-08-2018, 06:20 PM | #44235 |
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08-08-2018, 06:33 PM | #44236 |
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08-08-2018, 06:40 PM | #44237 | |
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08-08-2018, 06:43 PM | #44238 |
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Joe has ALWAYS been that way though. I don't recall him ever really looking any different, at least not in the last 10+ years. Plus Joe can put on good matches, when was the last good lesnar match? You just have to look at that abortion of a mania match with Reigns and it tells you all you need to know. Lesnar has went from ripped and putting on good matches, to "fat" and phoning matches in. Coincidence? Doubt it.
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08-08-2018, 06:51 PM | #44239 | |
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I mean, Cornette was under no obligation to love the guy. He could have seen the criticisms everyone else did, or disapproved of him because he came from Tough Enough. But he made a difference to the bottom line and won over Jim Cornette. It really is bizarre. Like, even if you fell on the side that he isn't very good -- the guy should have gotten way more chances just based on his size and that he came from Tough Enough, given that they wanted to push the show so much. Even if he was awful (which I don't think anyone would objectively say he was), why wouldn't he get more shots? Why wouldn't they bring him back for a Royal Rumble spot to stand above everyone else and then get tossed out by the Braun Strowman of the time or whatever? He looked cool as shit putting Big Show through the table with the F5. Vince has a history of needing to change guys when they come up. Cornette thought Cena was going to be a Ric Flair-style heel, so he's got to be the blue-chip babyface. Orton was going to be a babyface; let's push him as a cocky heel. Rico was going to be the all-American babyface, well, say hello to your gay stylist. Doug Basham, The Damaja, Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore -- four staples of your mid-card? Nah, say hello to twin gimps, a "French sympathizer" and your mentally challenged person. Very few guys actually came up from OVW as is. I think the only ones were MNM, thinking about it. I wonder if the need to change Morgan was something too overpowering for Vince, and Morgan was only going to work within a certain context? The stuttering thing was just fucking stupid though. Why would you purposely give anyone a gimmick designed to give them such a laughable weakness? It'd be like giving someone a narcoleptic gimmick. It kind of symbolizes all the things I legitimately hate about the WWF/E, lol. They will actively go out of their way to make things bad sometimes. Why? I'll start on that podcast though. Thanks for the recommendation. |
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08-08-2018, 06:53 PM | #44240 |
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I think you had it right on A-Train. I desperately wanted Giant Bernard to come back and be good, but Tensai fucking sucked, just like Albert and Prince Albert fucking sucked. The common denominator is Matt Bloom.
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