07-17-2011, 09:55 AM | #4961 |
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You kind of already gave away the spoiler by saying you thought the dog was real.
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07-17-2011, 01:04 PM | #4963 |
Triple A
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Up - 8/10
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07-17-2011, 02:03 PM | #4964 |
Out Of Step
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Unknown - 7/10 Twist was kinda obvious but still better than i was expecting.
Hall Pass - 5/10 Couple of funny moments but pretty average, wish id rented it. |
07-17-2011, 07:19 PM | #4965 | |
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07-19-2011, 10:36 PM | #4966 |
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True Grit Remake 8/10 - liked all of the acting, and it looked great, liked the added ending but still felt like it was missing something.
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07-20-2011, 10:30 AM | #4967 |
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http://www.akiba-heroine.com/search/...RD25&search=OK
5/10. Hey jabba, since you like watching movies that are soo bad, try watching those above my link... It's full of shit stuff from Japan.. Too bad ALL of them have no subs, but don't worry, just try skipping a few seconds and you'll get the plot of it. And as for me I watched this: I liked the cheesy homage to the 50 foot woman and anime stuff. |
07-20-2011, 02:56 PM | #4968 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Heat - 12/10
Oh my god this was fucking epic. I can't describe how good it was. I'm still in shock of how good the ending was as well. It took me 16 years to watch it. |
07-21-2011, 06:32 AM | #4969 |
Alive
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Nightmare Man - 3/10
Started off as a pretty standard low-budget thriller, in the woods. The plot takes a couple of unusual turns, which I will not spoil. Overall, pretty bad, but not boring. Link, if anyone wants it: http://stagevu.com/video/soatblvxwurl Last edited by NoJabbaNoBogRoll; 07-21-2011 at 11:21 AM. |
07-21-2011, 06:42 AM | #4970 |
ELF ANGEL
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Paul - 8/10
Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows: Part 2: 10/10 Strange Wilderness - 6/10 Last edited by El Fangel; 10-30-2011 at 07:26 PM. |
07-21-2011, 09:56 AM | #4971 |
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It's alot like Zombieland except it's vamps minus the humor in this one... 6/10. |
07-22-2011, 01:09 AM | #4972 |
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People on Sunday- Pretty cool film from the 30s. One of the earliest independant movies that was made by a whole bunch of directors that would go on to great success in Hollywood, guys like Fred Zinneman, Robert Siodmak, Edward G Ulmer and Billy Wilder.
The Tillman Story - Depressing documentary about how Pat Tillman's death by friendly fire was covered up and replaced with a more inspirational story that could be used as propaganda. Him and his family are pretty cool and fought hard to get to the truth. Horrible Bosses - Pretty entertaining, great cast. |
07-22-2011, 07:29 AM | #4973 |
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Japanese version of schoolgirls ala Jigsaw, Jason, Michael Myers, and The Scream killer... There's even a kung fu fighting with sharp weapons like Battle Royale between 2 female girls.. I loooved it!!! The final plot twists and constant flashbacks of why 6 schoolmates were called by this killer really kept me entertained.. Highly recommended. I Liked the intro of the film about the story of the 7 rats with different personas. Almost like a twisted fable tale and the students organizing some kind of rat dance in one of their school festivities hence why this movie is titled Black Rat... I never saw Battle Royale 2 despite it's the director of this one.. The best part was this schoolgirl being tied to a chair with a barb wire and the killer speaks through hand written paper of her motives.. And I don't know whether to laugh pr get scared when the killer girl told her victim to get 100 points in Karaoke singing machine OR DIE!!! Seriously. 9/10. |
07-23-2011, 01:09 AM | #4974 |
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X-Men First Class: 9/10
Pretty good. Loses points for NOT EVEN TELLING ME THE NAME of Shaw's tornado making henchman. |
07-23-2011, 01:34 AM | #4975 |
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THIS MOVIE IS COMPLETELY 100% MINDFUCKERY IN A FUCKING GOOD WAY. It doesn't make any sense. At first, what is this? A haunted forest that keeps playing old 40's music and static sounds that make people kill each other and fucked themselves up ala The Happening. Then as the 2nd half starts ,it gets more intense... The ONLY clues you'll have aside from the psychological assault of 40's music making people go insane, is also the repetitive talk among the travellers saying all of their number equations ARE ALL POINTING NORTHWARDS with no end. I refuse to give away the rest but there you have it.. Also, another clue is that one of them KNOWS why people in the 40's living in that area completely disappear and died. It's like a huuuge Bermuda Triangle style phenomenon to it. And she said that if you LIVE IN THAT TOWN LONG ENOUGH, you'll understand why... And this one's better than Blair Witch. Just completely psychological assault of mindfuckery till the very end. Go see it. 9/10. Last edited by Raven Reaper; 07-25-2011 at 09:10 PM. |
07-24-2011, 08:41 PM | #4976 |
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a few good boo moments here and there plus a bit of gore and can I say blatant Identity rip-off? And I loved the IMDB comments saying Sucker Punch ripped off this plot.. 6/10. Last edited by Raven Reaper; 07-25-2011 at 12:06 AM. |
07-24-2011, 09:39 PM | #4977 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - 3.5 out of 5
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07-24-2011, 09:57 PM | #4978 |
It's High Noon!
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Skyline
5.5/10 Seriously, what the fuck is this movie even about? Aliens abducting everyone on Earth to kill them and steal their brains. Ok, but why? The ending was utter shit too. |
07-24-2011, 10:05 PM | #4979 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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I started watching Skyline but thought it sucked and stopped watching.
Operation Condor - 7/10 Jackie Chan movie....was expecting nothing but action and good fight scenes.....which I got. |
07-24-2011, 10:49 PM | #4980 |
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Super - 5/10
I don't recommend it even though it has Rainn Wilson in it. |
07-25-2011, 11:14 AM | #4981 |
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Russian female version of the Professional aside from Nikita of course except her sidekick is an Israeli preggie 20's mom... And some people called the ending was much like Carlito's Way... But it was one hell of an action flick.. 8/10. Last edited by Raven Reaper; 07-25-2011 at 09:00 PM. |
07-25-2011, 04:39 PM | #4982 |
Out Of Step
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Drive Angry - 8.5/10
Good for what it was, 3D worked well too. |
07-25-2011, 06:35 PM | #4983 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Reaper, your pics aren't showing up (for me at least) so I have no idea what you're reviewing.
How can I avoid these films if I don't know what they are? |
07-25-2011, 09:01 PM | #4984 |
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There... Is it showing now???
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07-25-2011, 09:03 PM | #4985 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Drive Angry is not an 8.5 and it was not good for what it was and the 3D was absolutely terrible
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07-26-2011, 06:45 AM | #4986 |
Out Of Step
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Its no Godfather part 3 but it was enjoyable.
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07-26-2011, 03:09 PM | #4987 |
TPWW Fire Pro Champ
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Captain America: The First Avenger - 4.5/5
I had a blast. On par with the comics. And Mr. Joe Johnston, welcome back to the director's chair. In terms of ranking this year's comic book movies: 1. Captain America 2. X-Men: First Class 3. Thor 4. Green Lantern |
07-26-2011, 11:59 PM | #4988 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Limitless - 6/10
was ok I guess for what it was |
07-27-2011, 12:11 AM | #4989 |
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Poltergeist - 6/10
The Dreamers - 7/10 Gran Torino - 9/10 |
07-27-2011, 01:08 AM | #4990 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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Deathly Hallows II - 10/10
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07-27-2011, 02:25 AM | #4991 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Hangover 2- 6.6
Insidious- 5.5 My Soul to Take- 5.5 Nightmare On Elm Street Remake- 6.0 Thor- 6.5 X-Men First Class- 7.5 Captain America- 8.5 |
07-28-2011, 05:30 AM | #4992 |
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Captain America First Avenger: 9/10. Stay for the end credits for a preview of the Avengers May 2012!! It's gonna be a loooooooooong wait. I was expecting a Matrix-ish ending with the Red Skull but what the heck.
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07-29-2011, 12:57 AM | #4993 |
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Small Time Crooks - 7/10
Hollywood Ending - 6/10 Mighty Aphrodite - 7/10 Broadway Danny Rose - 5/10 Play It Again, Sam - 6/10 Cassandra's Dream - 8/10 |
07-29-2011, 01:05 AM | #4994 |
History's Greatest, Mr. E
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 - 93
Captain America: The First Avenger - 81 |
07-29-2011, 05:41 PM | #4995 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Rambo 3 - 10/10. Rambo is badass. He pulls two shards of glass out of himself when hes hurt. A faggot who likes Harry Potter would cry and go to the hospital.
Primal Fear - 8/10 |
07-29-2011, 05:57 PM | #4996 |
OLD SCHOOL FAN
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Plata Quemada or Burnt Money
really great spanish language flick It is based on Ricardo Piglia's 1997 Planeta prize-winning novel of the same name (but translated into English as Money to Burn) that was inspired by a true story of a famous bank robbery in Buenos Aires in 1965. The film, a recreation of their now-legendary story, is an action thriller of the exploits and red-hot passion of two thugs. The setting is Argentina, 1965. El Nene (Leonardo Sbaraglia), a petty thief, and Angel (Eduardo Noriega), a drifter, meet in the bathroom of a Buenos Aires subway station, and from that moment they are inseparable. They become known as "the twins", but their relationship is in fact that of lovers and, soon, as partners in crime. At a point when their relationship is already turning difficult, the plot sets in. Their love and loyalty to each other is tested when "the twins" join a plan to hold up an armored truck together with a group of seasoned gangsters: their swaggering straight cohort Cuervo (Pablo Echarri), a sedative addict who's been carrying on an affair with the luscious Vivi (Dolores Fonzi); a 16-year-old nymphet; the trio's boss Fontana (Ricardo Bartis); and the elderly lawyer Nando (Carlos Roffé), who is past the days of any professional illusions and helps make connections to find a good team for the crime. Angel is wounded by police gunfire during the robbery, provoking Nene to kill all of the guards and police in a fit of rage. Two police officers are among the victims, and so the police of Buenos Aires start a major search for the culprits. They soon find a lead to Vivi's apartment, where the gang had been hiding out, but by this time, all except Vivi have escaped to neighboring Uruguay. The police force Vivi to give away their plans, and the search is broadened to Uruguay Finally, Nene catches a bullet and dies in Angel's arms. Angel still holds Nene and sends a volley of bullets in the direction of the approaching police every now and again, when the lights fade out and the audience is left with the sound of the final fusillade of the police machine guns. It is implied that Angel committed suicide by cop. |
07-29-2011, 06:10 PM | #4997 |
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Blow Out - Good movie based Antonioni's Blow Up, less introspective though, more straight up paranoid thriller. Always thought of Brian De Palma as stylish, but not as sophisticated as Scorsese or Coppola but his style works perfect for this movie. John Travolta was pretty incredible, apparently he had insomnia during filming and it really benefits his performance, so much so that Tarantino cast him in Pulp Fiction because of this movie. 8/10
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07-29-2011, 09:37 PM | #4998 |
Temporary
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Captain America: 9/10
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07-30-2011, 01:19 AM | #4999 |
SEX APPEAL
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Cowboys & Aliens - 4.5/10
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07-30-2011, 08:33 PM | #5000 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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The Untouchables - 10/10
Everything was good about it except that they threw in a crying baby one hour and twenty minutes into the movie. The baby rolling down the stairs and the director thinks it would be a great idea to listen to the baby cry for 5 fucking minutes beforehand. There is nothing worse than the sound of a crying baby and I was hoping the damn thing would just get shot. |