10-03-2012, 03:55 AM | #6161 | |
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10-03-2012, 07:02 AM | #6162 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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10-03-2012, 08:21 AM | #6163 |
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Pretty certain she was cast because she is a pretty big/the biggest Hollywood star for the key demographic of movie goers that the film was looking for due to her starring role in the Twilight saga.
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10-03-2012, 11:23 AM | #6164 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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10-03-2012, 01:35 PM | #6165 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Oh right. Ok.
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10-04-2012, 09:35 AM | #6166 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Clueless - 0/10
Without A Paddle - 3/10 Bad Santa - 0/10 The Mothman Prophecies - 0/10 ALL THESE SUCKED |
10-04-2012, 01:49 PM | #6167 |
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Bad Santa is fucking hilarious. Clueless is also tremendous.
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10-04-2012, 03:28 PM | #6168 |
Feeling Oof-y
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30 Days Of Night - 8/10
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10-04-2012, 04:00 PM | #6169 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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10-04-2012, 07:05 PM | #6170 |
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10-05-2012, 02:50 AM | #6171 |
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Do you read the synopsis of a movie before you watch it or just look at the title and decipher its plot based on that? Did you imagine American Pie was a movie based around a US baking competition, possibly starring a young Lou Diamond Philips, who has to win the national pie baking contest to get the money he needs to save his grandparents farm, and maybe learn a little something about life and love, with the snarky but equally troubled young woman he's competing against, an excellently cast Diane Lane i'd assume? Just to save you the trouble, its about a guy who fucks a pie. I'm pretty sure half of the words you used to describe Bad Santa are on the cover.
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10-05-2012, 03:23 AM | #6172 |
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I'd watch the shit out of that version of American Pie
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10-05-2012, 03:54 AM | #6173 |
Out Of Step
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It's the image of LDP in a chefs hat that swayed you isn't it? I also want to see my version now.
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10-05-2012, 04:40 AM | #6174 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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it was the image of LDP in a chefs hat hugging his grandfather who's grudging respect he won by saving the farm through the majesty of a pie baking contest.
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10-05-2012, 04:46 AM | #6175 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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do you want to write a screenplay together?
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10-05-2012, 05:53 AM | #6176 |
Out Of Step
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I picture the grandfather as Edward James Olmos.
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10-05-2012, 05:54 AM | #6177 |
Out Of Step
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Or Danny Trejo
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10-05-2012, 06:38 AM | #6178 |
I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Edward James Olmos is perfect
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10-05-2012, 06:57 AM | #6179 | |
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10-05-2012, 07:09 AM | #6180 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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She falls in love with LDP throughout the movie and they win the baking contest together, his cut to save the farm, hers to follow her dream, leave her abusing, cheating husband and open up a zoo-themed bakery.
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10-05-2012, 10:09 AM | #6181 |
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The 5 Year Engagement - 5/10
Parts were funny but the majority of the film were slit your wrist depressing. |
10-05-2012, 12:50 PM | #6182 |
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I'm sorry that a mature person like myself dislikes an immature film such as Bad Santa.
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10-05-2012, 01:44 PM | #6183 |
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youjer dopes
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10-05-2012, 01:46 PM | #6184 |
Over Like Rover
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by that wonderful phrase I mean "PorkSoda yr a fucking idiot mate"
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10-05-2012, 01:46 PM | #6185 |
Over Like Rover
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but keep going, your film reviews are still hilarious
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10-05-2012, 03:46 PM | #6186 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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10-05-2012, 04:57 PM | #6187 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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Dream House - 6/10 - pretty fucked up movie..... nothing special
Contraband - 9/10 - typical action movie, but I liked it..... Giovanni Ribisi plays an asshole so wel..... plus, Kate Beckinsale is sinsanely hot..... |
10-05-2012, 06:12 PM | #6188 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Was sinsanely a typo? Either way, it's really cool.
Hey CSL, you want to meet for a cheeseburger sometime? |
10-06-2012, 12:55 PM | #6189 |
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Bad Santa wasn't that funny.
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10-06-2012, 04:13 PM | #6190 |
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Looper - 8/10
Come and See - Brutal war movie... or anti-war movie for that matter, disturbing and depressing but beautifully filmed 9/10 Last edited by mitch_h; 10-06-2012 at 07:15 PM. |
10-06-2012, 07:50 PM | #6191 |
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Picking up where I left it...
For Your Eyes Only 6.5/10 Was ok. Nothing special. |
10-07-2012, 05:15 AM | #6192 |
LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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10-07-2012, 02:47 PM | #6193 |
Over Like Rover
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10-07-2012, 02:56 PM | #6194 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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We can make it happen next month. Seriously.
By the way, Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi are on deck for me to watch. So get ready for Star Wars IV-VI ratings soon. |
10-09-2012, 06:21 AM | #6195 |
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Bad Santa improves a lot when you watch it more than once.
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10-09-2012, 06:32 AM | #6196 |
the low Art Gloominati
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Oceans Eleven - 7.5 / 10
Oceans Twelve- 6.8 / 10 |
10-09-2012, 12:03 PM | #6197 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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Tony Cox is hilarious..... Bad Santa is hilarious.....
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10-10-2012, 05:06 AM | #6198 |
is for sale
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End of Watch 3 1/2 out of 5
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10-10-2012, 07:17 AM | #6199 |
Flame on, Motherfokkas!
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Insidious 2.0 meets The Ring (except it's in a movie projector super 8 snuff film equipment), and Children of the Corn. Intense cut scenes of the 1st person view in a killer's perspective from a happy family enjoying their picnics then it quickly cuts to the gruesome parts of burning, mutilation, lawn mowing the bodies, and hanging of the family members.. Perfect Halloween boo moments this month... 9/10. Why did I say Children of the Corn? Well, see for yourself... |
10-10-2012, 07:54 AM | #6200 |
Baird
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Got a bit of catching up to do:
Never Let Me Go - 6/10 State of Play - 8/10 A Mighty Wind - 7/10 Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - 8/10 |