04-22-2022, 10:27 PM | #64401 |
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04-22-2022, 11:01 PM | #64402 |
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It would be fine if he showed up to present the Owen cup and maybe have someone bump for him and take a sharp shooter. Don’t need him cutting promos and bring a regular character every week.
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04-23-2022, 08:35 AM | #64403 |
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04-23-2022, 09:33 AM | #64404 |
In His hands...
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I like the "when you step on Lego" Goldberg pic. My 6 year old loves Lego now....... yeah..
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04-23-2022, 12:08 PM | #64405 |
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Friend of mine just told me this hilarious idea he had: On RAW a countdown starts on the screen and the lights go out at the end.....BREAK THE WALLS DOWN....and out walks Theory. Thermonuclear heat.
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04-23-2022, 12:25 PM | #64406 |
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04-23-2022, 12:28 PM | #64407 |
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That's a good thing tbh. If Bret had to train the next generation in NXT they'd become the most boring group of rasslers ever and probably destroy the entire industry in a matter of months by running off what viewers are left.
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04-23-2022, 12:32 PM | #64408 |
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He'd teach those mooks how to throw a fuckin punch, that's for sure.
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04-23-2022, 12:34 PM | #64409 |
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The only reason people think Bret had a good punch is because HBK sold the hell out of it for him because he knew everyone in the audience was going to fall asleep otherwise.
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04-23-2022, 12:40 PM | #64410 |
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Wrestling as a whole would be much better if everyone paid as much attention as Bret did to the finer details of wrestling a match. It adds so much to the immersion.
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04-23-2022, 12:43 PM | #64411 |
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He never rushed a damned thing. No movement was wasted. It all went toward the story of the match. Plus, I'd rather watch Bret do a fucking backbreaker than literally ANYBODY do another tope or top-rope hurricanrana. Always found a way to execute it that made it mean much more, with unique sequencing.
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04-23-2022, 01:29 PM | #64412 |
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04-23-2022, 02:11 PM | #64413 |
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Shawn working hard while Bret sits around being lazy
Some things never change |
04-23-2022, 02:20 PM | #64414 |
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I cam see why Bret would hook up with FTR.
He'd used to being carried by better workers (HBK , Austin, Nash, Owen etc) |
04-23-2022, 03:14 PM | #64415 |
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Gertner, you should get tested for covid. I heard one of the symptoms is lack of taste.
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04-23-2022, 03:25 PM | #64416 |
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People will occasionally throw out dream matches like Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar. Bret Hart vs. Brock Lesnar would have been something special though.
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04-23-2022, 06:10 PM | #64417 |
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04-23-2022, 10:48 PM | #64418 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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04-23-2022, 11:02 PM | #64419 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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04-23-2022, 11:50 PM | #64420 |
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Sooooo desperate.
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04-24-2022, 12:01 AM | #64421 |
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04-24-2022, 01:16 AM | #64422 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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04-24-2022, 09:51 AM | #64423 |
In His hands...
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Xxcumdorx42069xX
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04-24-2022, 12:07 PM | #64424 |
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I try to rep all posts I find noteable in quality including the previous 3 in a row! If my use of my God-given rep power makes anyone else cry like it does “Leaping” Lanny Cumdorx over here, then that’s something I’m willing to look into.
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04-24-2022, 12:20 PM | #64425 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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fun fact: fan cums after every 5th rep he gives
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04-24-2022, 02:55 PM | #64426 |
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Used to be every 3. I’m getting older.
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04-24-2022, 02:59 PM | #64427 |
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Someone explain to me the name "cumdorx" and what the hell it is even supposed to mean
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04-24-2022, 03:07 PM | #64428 | |
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Even better would be if the lights go out, break the walls down and MICRO CLOWN walks out. By the way, Micro Clown has returned. |
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04-24-2022, 03:07 PM | #64429 |
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I agree that that would be way better.
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04-24-2022, 03:26 PM | #64430 |
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Someone give thekrow the book for Monday Night RAW
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04-24-2022, 03:42 PM | #64431 |
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As Micro Clown enters the ring, the crowd is confused, some thinking that its the long awaited return of Hornswoggle. All of a sudden, Roman Reigns makes his way down to the ring but he completely ignores Micro Clown. Reigns grabs the microphone. Roman Reigns : You see this? *points to Micro Clown* Micro Clown dances around. Roman Reigns : I know you don't, there's no one in the ring with me! The doctor said I'm seeing things! Micro Clown low blows Roman Reigns. Reigns turns red in the face ignoring the pain in his balls. Roman Reigns : GLUGGGGG, There is no such thing as a micro clown! Its just my schizophrenia, the doctor said that Micro Clown doesn't exist! Micro Clown dances around Roman Reigns hitting and punching him, Roman Reigns continues to ignore him. Micro Clown eventually passes out from hitting Roman Reigns so much and falls in the middle of the ring. Roman Reigns then spends the next month ignoring Micro Clown claiming that Micro Clown is a figment of his imagination due to his undiagnosed schizophrenia. None of the other wrestlers including the commentary ever mention Micro Clown and pretend they can not see him. Eventually it leads to a match whee Micro Clown costs Reigns his titles and reigns breaks down crying, "Micro Clown was there all along. I pretended that he doesn't exist...because I am his FATHER and I refuse to pay child support for a clown!" Down the line, Micro Clown steals Reign's titles and sells them in a pawn shop for back-due child support. This culminates in a Summerslam main event where Reigns fights Brock Lesnar again in an adoption paper's on a pole match. If Lesnar wins, Roman Reigns will pay Micro Clown all the years of child support that he never paid out. If Roman Reigns wins, Brock Lesnar is forced to adopt Micro Clown as his own son and support him. Reigns ends up winning the match and for the rest of the year, Lesnar tries everything to get rid of Micro Clown who constantly annoys him. Lesnar comes up with different ways to take out Micro Clown including assassination attempts, kidnappings and even injecting Micro Clown with COVID-19, but Micro Clown always comes out unharmed. Now that's WWE worth watching! |
04-24-2022, 03:45 PM | #64432 |
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Let the new boom period of rassling begin!
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04-24-2022, 04:16 PM | #64433 |
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I never imagined liking someone's fantasy booking more than Noid's yet here we are.
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04-24-2022, 04:27 PM | #64434 |
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04-24-2022, 04:35 PM | #64435 |
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I get it.... thought it was just some "internet meme" that I wasn't familiar with.....
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04-24-2022, 04:36 PM | #64436 | |
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04-24-2022, 04:51 PM | #64437 |
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I absolutely love that Micro Crown idea. I like the way it doesn’t make Reigns look bad at all. It takes nut shots to bring him down, and Micro Clown even passes out from trying to hurt him. It gives us a fresh reason for Reigns vs. Brock, with Reigns getting another big win. It also provides context for Brock being a clear babyface, which is going to be hard to maintain without him taking up for someone else.
I wouldn’t have Brock get rid of Micro Clown though. I get him initially trying to get rid of him. Injecting him with COVID-19 is topical. But in the end Brock should learn to love Micro Clown. Having tag matches together would give Brock a level of vulnerability too. There’s also potential to do something with Reigns doctor too. Was he in on it? Could this be a way to bring Dr. Shelby back? Could the doctor be a wrestler? He can be Dr. Rawsmack and give people the Rawsmack Test as a finish. That is if they pass the mental health evaluation he makes everybody pass before they get in the ring with him. |
04-24-2022, 05:33 PM | #64438 |
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04-24-2022, 05:35 PM | #64439 |
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Lock Jaw’s jealous he didn’t make the discovery first.
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04-24-2022, 06:21 PM | #64440 |
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waJ kcoL
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