08-18-2022, 07:31 PM | #66081 | |
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The funny thing about "Rockhouse" was it was a song made up of random sound samples in other hendrix songs, someone clashed them together, extended it and made a theme out of it. Last edited by Gerard; 08-18-2022 at 07:46 PM. |
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08-18-2022, 07:53 PM | #66082 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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08-19-2022, 12:30 PM | #66083 |
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08-19-2022, 12:39 PM | #66084 |
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Gene's got the moves. That really move 'em
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08-19-2022, 03:07 PM | #66085 |
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Looks like NXT UK is being gutted.
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08-19-2022, 09:18 PM | #66086 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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08-20-2022, 01:31 AM | #66087 |
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Would be funny if the reason Punk vs. Mox is on free TV next week is because Punk wants out ASAP.
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08-20-2022, 01:31 AM | #66088 |
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WWE should re-hire John Morrison for Raw.
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08-20-2022, 01:48 AM | #66089 |
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I did some WWE fantasy booking over the next few months. I never really shuffle the rosters around much. Instead of doing a proper draft this year, I kind of hope they just have a few guys/girls change show upon request.
To Raw: 1. Pete Dunne - Gets attacked at Clash at the Castle by Dexter Lumis. Dunne wants revenge but can’t get across the shows, but he ends up as 24/7 Champion giving him the right to be there. Theory helps Lumis beat Dunne in a Hardcore Match at Extreme Rules to win the belt and Dunne requests his move to go back after them. 2. Sami Zayn - He decides he wants to get away from The Bloodline. They see this betrayal and he gets attacked and has a babyface moment against Roman Reigns. 3. Happy Corbin - He’s had enough of being disrespected by Pat McAfee & Michael Cole on commentary. He puts over McAfee in a Street Fight main event before leaving. 4. Lacey Evans - I don’t know what they have her do. I’ve got her partnered with Bobby Lashley in my head, but I don’t want to drag Lashley down. To SmackDown: 1. American Alpha - Feel they are “misused” on Raw. They are accused of trying to get away from the teams they are feuding with at the time (Dolph Ziggler & Bobby Roode and Shelton Benjamin & Cedric Alexander), only to find that they have also requested their transfer. 2. Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode - See above. Also some fresh meat for Gunther to squash. 3. Shelton Benjamin & Cedric Alexander - See above. Further padding for the SmackDown tag side. 4. Angelo Dawkins - Requests his transfer to try and make it as a singles guy to the “shock” of Montez Ford. 5. Veer Meehan - Joins back with Jinder Mahal and Shanky for a little bit, or gets repackaged as a babyface. You could also call up a bunch of NXT talents to balance out the shows. |
08-20-2022, 11:56 AM | #66091 |
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Forgot all about Noam Dar and how he got a push once cause Vince thought it was funny how he said "Alicia Fuuuuuuuuuuuux"
(Read his name in the NXT thread but didn't want to post in it) |
08-20-2022, 01:34 PM | #66092 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I learned via the SquaredCircle reddit that you're racist if you don't like Hit Row.
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08-20-2022, 01:34 PM | #66093 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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I didn't post anything but someone else said they're trash and got a lot of "wow racism" replies
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08-20-2022, 03:41 PM | #66094 |
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It depends why you don’t like them. I’m not sold on the whole presentation yet. It has potential. AJ Francis has something. Ashante Adonis is athletic. They feel like too much of a gimmick to me right now though. I prefer my teams to have that American Alpha ring work energy.
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08-20-2022, 03:45 PM | #66095 |
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Swerve will be kicking himself that he signed with AEW to be a nothing champ with that husk Keith Lee. AEW is going to have a bit of trouble signing free agents who will be waiting for that WWE call.
Hell, a lot of AEW champions probably want to drop their belts and jump back over. Actually, I’d bet Triple H would be able to sign all the ROH champs if negotiations were open. |
08-20-2022, 04:36 PM | #66096 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Swerve, Keith Lee, Undisputed Elite all probably kicking themselves with HHH now in charge.
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08-20-2022, 04:39 PM | #66097 |
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The Gunn Club would love to be WWE right now too.
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08-20-2022, 08:49 PM | #66098 |
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I’m actually pretty excited for CATC. Predictions for the rest of the card:
* The Judgment Day vs. Edge & Rey Mysterio. This seems like the direction they’re heading. Edge & Rey have been presented as friends again, 20 years on from when they won the Tag Team Championship together. Finn Balor will probably make the UK card. Edge & Rey are both legends that seem likely to get a spot. Should be a really good tag team match that will involve Dominick’s decision, although I would be totally fine if it’s just a tag match with a finish and Dominik does what he does on Raw. * Bobby Lashley vs. AJ Styles vs. The Miz vs. Omos for the US Title. Kind of thrown together, but the card already has the “workrate.” Lashley, Styles and Miz are all big stars for them, and they’ve all been intertwined. Ciampa can be at ringside for Miz running interference. He’s also fairly new to the main roster, so I don’t think they give him an actual position in the match. Omos is someone they want to be a special attraction, plus he has history with Lashley and Styles. I can see Omos winning a Battle Royal to join Lashley, Styles and Miz for the match. * Happy Corbin vs. Pat McAfee in a Falls Count Anywhere Match. I’m iffy on whether McAfee works this show, but he’ll be there and it’s a stadium show. They’re clearly building towards another showdown between the two. It’d be very easy to get there — Corbin beats Ricochet or something (haven’t seen this week) then he pulls out a football to taunt McAfee. He teases punting it, but then hits McAfee with it and reveals that it was a loaded gimmick. McAfee is a good performer with a good connection to WWE fans. * Kevin Owens gives an open challenge. I always forget he’s on the roster and someone that they really like. He’s a featured enough player getting a renewed enough push for this sort of thing. I can see him cussing out the UK like he did Texas. Tyler Bate answers and gets the upset victory in Wales. That pushes the card to 9 matches, which is a lot for what they’re currently doing. But I think that is a pretty appropriate card and gives off a varied but very WWE flavor. Not everything has to hit 5 stars. That being said, a few of them are probably going to be belters. |
08-20-2022, 09:42 PM | #66099 |
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Trish Stratus is going to be on Raw in Toronto.
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08-21-2022, 09:07 PM | #66100 |
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Somebody ask Fan why CM Fraud doesn't have an A&E Biography. Surely it is not because he is a prick and failure at everything else or anything, right?
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08-21-2022, 11:56 PM | #66101 |
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Fan is in SHAMBLES
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08-22-2022, 12:16 AM | #66102 |
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lol Why would someone else need to ask me? Did you forget who has who on pretend ignore?
Ridiculous mistakes like that are a symptom of the HEATED DUNKED ON ROFLROFLROFL SHAMBLES. |
08-22-2022, 12:41 AM | #66103 |
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Lord, I was born a shamblin' man
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08-22-2022, 12:46 AM | #66104 |
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That post was ghostwritten by The Allman Brothers.
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08-22-2022, 04:38 AM | #66105 | |
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A couple of things pop into my head anytime I see Sapphire: 1) Mom was a huge Dusty fan, and a full figured woman (she wasn't a fireplug, but she wasn't a skinny girl, either... and she was always the biggest weight-wise of all her brothers and sisters up until near the end and particularly... eh... top-heavy; which I guess was genetic compensation for being the shortest of all her siblings), so seeing Sapphire dance around let her live vicariously. 2) I think of the one interview Cody and Dustin did on Jericho, where they were asked if they thought that the polka dot clothes and being paired with Sapphire "was a rib" (separate questions). The brothers disagreed with the ring gear, but thought Vince was trying to shit on their dad with that. Instead of giving him the commercially accepted standard of beauty in a valet being a tall blonde who would've been on the "eh" side of skinny, they thought they were "saddling" him with a plus-size black chick who was square in the average area of looks. But in particular, Cody's response: "I think [Sapphire] was [a rib] at first, but then she got over." So, by not doing "Miss America", Vince unwittingly made an avatar for the everywoman because he got the idea to take the man down a few pegs. |
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With that said, I do wish they wouldn't keep doing that ALL THE TIME: just grouping minorities together just because. Or, if they add a white boy to Hit Row, it won't be because he fits in the picture - it will be "look at this wannabe" in full "comedic" effect. Doing something like adding Owen to The Nation and making it make actual sense would be too much like work for the writers. Quote:
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Nobody expected Vince's penis to change all that. Those guys weren't just going to sit by the phone expecting Hunter to call them a half year or so later, nor did they know they'd be so minimized in AEW. That's less of a shot at Keith Lee or Swerve (my personal hangup about Keith notwithstanding) than it is about AEW doing stupid shit and not thinking past their surprise debut moment. |
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08-22-2022, 10:47 AM | #66107 |
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I wish we got a triple threat match between Dusty Rhodes, Virgil and Akeem. Dusty and the two gimmicks created to mock him
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08-22-2022, 11:39 AM | #66108 |
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Double J apparently gone from WWE after 3-4 months. Didn't say anything about being released though so maybe he just had a short term deal to work through SS.
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08-22-2022, 11:41 AM | #66109 |
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Hadn’t he been working behind the scenes there for a couple years now or was he just on a legends deal?
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08-22-2022, 12:53 PM | #66110 |
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He had left again if I recall and then signed on again this spring as like VP of live events or something like that.
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08-22-2022, 01:25 PM | #66111 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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Ending of this gets me every time, like hes leaving this world heading into the next. One of the best vids they've ever done. |
08-22-2022, 01:54 PM | #66112 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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Somebody ask Fan how much this makes him SIMMER
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08-22-2022, 03:12 PM | #66113 |
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The Simmerian
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08-22-2022, 03:20 PM | #66114 |
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So many questions to answer once somebody asks them.
Until then I will remain at a LOW HEAT THAT PRODUCES VERY FEW, IF ANY, BUBBLES SIMILAR TO THE TEMPERATURE ONE MIGHT POACH AN EGG AT. |
08-22-2022, 05:18 PM | #66115 |
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Fightful has confirmed that Road Dogg has returned to WWE after begging Tony Khan for a job.
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08-22-2022, 09:40 PM | #66116 |
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08-23-2022, 02:16 AM | #66117 |
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Does that count as asking?
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08-23-2022, 04:54 AM | #66118 |
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Never would have imagined back in 2001 that K-Kwik would still be around 21 years later. And that he'd still look the same age.
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08-24-2022, 01:59 PM | #66119 |
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08-24-2022, 06:05 PM | #66120 |
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