02-13-2023, 01:17 PM | #67881 |
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Whoa
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02-13-2023, 01:26 PM | #67882 |
fire walk with me
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typical peeling womb warts
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02-13-2023, 03:09 PM | #67883 |
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I had this weird dream that WWA made a return. They signed Nick Aldis and he had won the WWA World Heavyweight Championship in a tournament in Brazil. He lost the belt at their first show in Sydney, Australia to Jay White, who established a new group called the “All Black Militia.”
JR was on commentary and Joey Styles did “field reporting” and sit-down interviews for them. John Hennigan was there and Melina was also signed as his psycho ex-girlfriend. Chris Masters came out as and did a Masterlock Challenge and Nathan Jones came out of the crowd (he was used a guest celebrity sort of thing). They did an angle where Masters tried to beat him down with a steel chair and Chris Dickinson came out to try and help beat Jones down, but EJ Nduka made the save. Orlando Jordan was there as “Australia’s Adopted Son.” Carlito, Eddie & Orlando Colon opened the show against three wrestlers I’m pretty sure don’t really exist. Shawn Spears was there with Peyton Royce. They did this show-long story with him and Peyton on this double-date with Billie Kay and an Australian wrestler who was showing Shawn Spears around. It was like it was to set up a tag team, but in the end Spears got frustrated with the Aussie and hit him with a steel chair. Victoria worked for them and they paid Tessa Blanchard to be there with cocaine. Ryback planned to debut for them with a gimmick where he wears KISS-like make-up. Somehow he was allowed to use the name “The Dingo Warrior” Ryback. Joe Hennig was an agent for them, but he appeared on-air with a gimmick where he was “The Perfect Man.” He teamed with Mike Mondo sometimes, who had a preacher gimmick, where he kept trying to get people to reform from their imperfect ways. He said that God would never let him lose a match and when he would lose he would blame God and go into tirades about how life is now meaningless and Australia will be underneath the ocean in a few years. Meltzer HATED them because after running Australia they hit Las Vegas and California with a “Global Crisis” tour and they do better than AEW and cut into their business and Dave made every excuse under the sun to discredit them. He says everyone is on coke and they practice hitting each other in the head with steel chairs before every show just in the backstage area. |
02-13-2023, 03:16 PM | #67884 |
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JR did interviews leading up to the show, and he did things opposite to AEW where he said “You’re damn right we’re taking WWE talent. They’re the best trained wrestlers in the world, and for certain companies to have ever pretended otherwise shows how immature they are.”
Joey Matthews was an agent for them and Timothy Thatcher and Jonathan Gresham wrestled on the first show and Dave only gave it 3 stars which people thought was ridiculous and he and Alvarez had a fight about it. |
02-13-2023, 03:22 PM | #67885 |
fire walk with me
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"dream"
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02-13-2023, 03:33 PM | #67886 |
President of Freedonia
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If that's a real dream I'd love to know what you eat or drink before bed, because I'd love to give it a try.
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02-13-2023, 03:54 PM | #67887 |
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"The Dingo Warrior" THE RYBACK would lead to a new boom period in wrestling
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02-13-2023, 04:13 PM | #67888 |
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02-14-2023, 11:00 AM | #67889 |
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02-14-2023, 05:56 PM | #67890 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Apparently Jerry Jarrett has passed away.
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02-14-2023, 06:04 PM | #67891 |
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Watts and McMahon are the last two standing I believe of the "Old School Promoters"
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02-14-2023, 07:26 PM | #67892 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I just learned that Sami Zayn is an upcountry degen from Laval. I dunno how I feel about him any more.
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02-14-2023, 07:57 PM | #67893 |
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There are a few more still. Carlos Colon, Ron Fuller, Ole Anderson, and technically both Funk brothers who promoted their Father's territory for another 8 years or so after his death.
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02-14-2023, 07:59 PM | #67894 |
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Yeah you could include the Funks and the Fullers. Didn't really think of Carlos. Forgot that Ole ran his shitty Georgia promotion for a time.
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02-14-2023, 08:00 PM | #67895 |
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I always forget Ole is still alive haha
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02-14-2023, 08:01 PM | #67896 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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02-14-2023, 08:04 PM | #67897 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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See I didn't even know that Robert was a co-owner/promoter, I just assumed he was on the roster because it was his brother's promotion. Good catch!
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02-15-2023, 10:34 AM | #67898 |
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There's a new YouTube channel called "Old School Pro Wrestling" that is uploading everything under the sun. There's no way he doesn't get zapped. Uploading Coliseum Home Videos is almost an immediate ban so enjoy while you can
He just uploaded the Hart Foundation Coliseum Home Video |
02-15-2023, 10:56 AM | #67899 |
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jesus man, it all feels so incredibly different.
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02-15-2023, 10:57 AM | #67900 |
In His hands...
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lol "col. Jimmy Hart"
Also holy shit @ Davey Boy looking a LOT like the Hitman in the pink and black. I thought it was until I heard Gorilla call it (I skipped around quite a bit). (i think im mistaken after watching more) Last edited by drave; 02-15-2023 at 11:00 AM. Reason: fucking fuck fuck you |
02-15-2023, 10:59 AM | #67901 |
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LMAOOOOOO at Heenan trashing Tito Santana. Tito gets tagged in and does a punch
"Great wrestling Tito" another punch "And another great wrestling hold. Punch, punch, punch." |
02-16-2023, 08:59 AM | #67902 |
Hey Mister!
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02-16-2023, 02:53 PM | #67903 |
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Debbie Malenko
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02-17-2023, 07:27 AM | #67904 |
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02-17-2023, 10:32 AM | #67905 |
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Dom is great. "Lol" at ordering chicken tenders |
02-17-2023, 08:36 PM | #67906 |
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Oh my god the fake southern drawls that Taker, Hogan, and Foley put on are killing me |
02-17-2023, 08:40 PM | #67907 |
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Also so weird to hear these guys talking like normal people instead of the drug assisted screams they did in the major leagues
Except for Sid of course. Sid’s always been screaming. |
02-20-2023, 05:28 PM | #67908 |
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02-20-2023, 07:37 PM | #67909 |
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02-21-2023, 10:25 PM | #67910 |
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Rewatching Wrestlemania 24. No memory of Kim Kardashian being a guest interviewer but here she is |
02-22-2023, 06:53 PM | #67911 |
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https://i.imgur.com/GM2qHfX.mp4
This match is pretty bad say what u will about guys in CHW or GWC being "fat" but these two fit guys suck at having a hardcore match |
02-23-2023, 08:06 AM | #67912 |
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Join us tonight for the TPWW Thursday Night watch along!
Here’s Macho Warrior Ric Hogan to get you pumped! |
02-23-2023, 12:39 PM | #67913 | |
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02-25-2023, 10:43 AM | #67914 |
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Shieky baby vs Cocaine Bear. Book it. |
02-25-2023, 12:21 PM | #67915 |
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Still the greatest video I've come across on Twitter
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02-26-2023, 05:07 PM | #67916 |
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02-26-2023, 09:40 PM | #67917 |
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news sites saying ronda drowsy unhappy in wwe, feels like she isn't booked strong enough
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02-27-2023, 11:06 AM | #67918 |
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She’s in a women’s tag feud with Natalya. She’s still being booked strong just in a programme that so very few people will care about. Scuttlebutt is they’re building Ronda/Shayna vs. Becky/Lita for the Women’s Tag Belts. Again, try carrying about that.
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02-27-2023, 11:33 AM | #67919 |
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WWE has a problem with putting one-dimensional talent (who are TREMENDOUS at that one dimension) in situations where they're bound to fail. I don't watch but I'll bet a chunk of money on them doing exactly that with Ronda.
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02-27-2023, 11:39 AM | #67920 |
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she needs depth. it was cool at first because of her namesake and what she did.
Now..... that magic is gone and she's on Lance Storm levels of charisma. You can show more emotion than "grimacing" or not moving your face at all like JR with Bells palsy, but c'mon, do SOMETHING. edit: Okay, JR could move HALF his face, still more than Drowsy. Last edited by drave; 02-27-2023 at 11:39 AM. Reason: clarify on JR's face |