09-10-2022, 02:57 AM | #11241 |
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“Britt Baker” is an anagram for “Captain Charisma penis”
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09-10-2022, 02:59 AM | #11242 |
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It actually is an anagram for “ribb ttaker.” Ribbed for her pleasure.
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09-10-2022, 03:00 AM | #11243 |
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AEW is the gift that just keeps on giving. Except not on-air.
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09-10-2022, 03:16 AM | #11244 |
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The Bucks apparently sent feelers to the WWE, lol.
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09-10-2022, 06:55 AM | #11245 |
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Oh no. |
09-10-2022, 08:00 AM | #11246 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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On the other hand I so want it to be true for so many reasons: A. Rosa strikes back hard. B. I always figured Cole was too busy playing with his joystick. C. Tony is gonna be like "YOU BITCH! I let you bleed on my TV! I took you to football games! I even buried Rosa for you! And I don't even get to sniff your panties! But Jay walks in and gets to smash? THE FUCK!?" D. Christian truly did Outwork Everyone. |
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09-10-2022, 08:14 AM | #11247 |
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Brad’s track record is spotty, but that’s such a weird thing to make up. I don’t want for anyone to get needlessly hurt, and hopefully every smashing outside the ring has been ethical, but it’s certainly juicy gossip.
Something felt “weird” about what Punk said about Cole in the scrum. Calling him a sweetheart and saying that he’s more concerned about his health than his imprint on wrestling or whatever. I really don’t think they’d be connected, and my first thought was there’s something way more major going on with his health than we know, but I guess it could be because things aren’t exactly gravy between Britt and Adam. Just to throw baseless speculation in there. |
09-10-2022, 08:17 AM | #11248 |
Feeling Oof-y
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I’m a big Christian fan (#2 on TPDub, maybe) but if he’s fucked up the launch of the Owen Hart Memorial Mixed Tag Team Championships (OHMMTT Championships if you will) then I’m through with him.
AEW is in dire need of more championships and if he’s screwed it up this could be the first chink in AEW’s armour. |
09-10-2022, 10:04 AM | #11249 |
In His hands...
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bring back blue dot christian.
@Dale, no. |
09-10-2022, 11:15 AM | #11250 | |
Taller than Adam Cole
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09-10-2022, 02:30 PM | #11251 |
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Hey, nothing disqualifies that possibility.
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09-10-2022, 02:34 PM | #11252 |
CodeBot Engaged...WOAAHH!
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Might explain why Punk brings all sorts of guests, but never AJ to work.
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09-10-2022, 03:43 PM | #11253 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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I just want to let AJ know that if she needs someone to be there for her during this difficult time that I am always available for her.
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09-10-2022, 03:49 PM | #11254 |
Resident drug enabler
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I’m telling Baby Doll next time I’m at her WalMart that you’re courting younger women.
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09-10-2022, 05:31 PM | #11255 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Fool, who do you think has me out trying to pull AJ? Baby Doll is wild man, you've got no idea.
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09-10-2022, 06:56 PM | #11256 |
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CHRISTIAN CAGE THE ENGORGED RAGE
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09-10-2022, 06:58 PM | #11257 |
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I thought the “JR” Christian puts on his tights is for “Jay Reso.” Turns out it is for “JUST RAMMIN’”
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09-10-2022, 06:59 PM | #11258 |
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Christian is Britt Baker’s Impact World Champion. As in he is World Champion of Impact in her pussy.
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09-10-2022, 07:03 PM | #11259 | |
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09-10-2022, 07:06 PM | #11260 |
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Britt Baker’s first wrestling crush was Edge. And to think that when Christian signed with AEW I didn’t think he and Edge would tag team again.
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09-10-2022, 07:08 PM | #11261 |
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Christian showed Britt Baker how to work TLC.
Tasty Long Cock |
09-10-2022, 07:10 PM | #11262 |
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Britt Baker’s new gimmick is going to be “The Blue Dot.” Because she’s covering Christian’s face.
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09-10-2022, 07:11 PM | #11263 |
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If Christian had a 12-inch penis, he could call it the Baker’s dozen.
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09-10-2022, 07:13 PM | #11264 |
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Christian lasted longer with Britt Baker than his first World Heavyweight Title run did.
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09-10-2022, 07:25 PM | #11265 |
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By the way, when it comes to The Bucks sending feelers, that allegedly happened AFTER the talk about contract tampering. Which means this was after Kenny got back. So it’s not necessarily confirmed that Kenny signed a new deal before Tony Khan put those six-man tag belts on him. He could still be gone come January even if there are no repercussions from these incidents.
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09-10-2022, 11:58 PM | #11266 |
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Chris Jericho is almost as old as PCO was when he won the ROH Title. I remember Jerry Lynn feeling like a relic when he won it at 45.
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09-11-2022, 01:26 PM | #11267 |
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Slow news day. You know what isn’t slow? Christian Cage’s thrusts into the vagina of Britt Baker.
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09-11-2022, 01:45 PM | #11268 |
Large Marge sent me
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Jesus Christ.....
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09-11-2022, 01:57 PM | #11269 |
Prince Of The Forum
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Jesus noid.
Everyone knows he is giving her a lock jaw of his own. |
09-11-2022, 02:03 PM | #11270 |
the heartbreak king
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she said she want some marvin gaye some luther vandross
a little anita will definitely set this party off right |
09-11-2022, 02:54 PM | #11271 |
President of Freedonia
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Like 50 consecutive Noid posts on the last 2 pages. Like all Noid posts, I won’t read them but I commend him on his dedication to discussing a company he doesn’t care about.
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09-11-2022, 03:06 PM | #11272 |
Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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He doesn't care about AEW and we are gonna read about it, dammit
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09-11-2022, 03:45 PM | #11273 |
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There’s nothing wrong with being honest about shitty wrestling. You’re damn right you’re going to hear my opinion on it. I look forward to the next time you voice your opinion about an opinion you don’t care about.
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09-11-2022, 03:47 PM | #11274 |
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Apparently Impact have “The Instant Classic” trademarked, so Christian has had to go with “The Intense Climax.”
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09-11-2022, 03:57 PM | #11275 |
It's a blood match!
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Guys we are all a family here and Noid is that brother or sister that always sparks a conversation that turns the evening into an AEW style pull apart.
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09-11-2022, 03:59 PM | #11276 |
the heartbreak king
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nah this time it's just bad jokes everyone is ignoring
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09-11-2022, 04:11 PM | #11277 |
boop/bop/beep
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It's Noid's world and we're all living in it.
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09-11-2022, 04:12 PM | #11278 |
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No, I want no further association with those muppets other than they cry on the board I post on. screech is an asshole and Vito desperately wants people to know he finds women hot for some weird reason. And they can’t hack the truth. They can’t detect a lie so they’ve got to cry.
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09-11-2022, 04:15 PM | #11279 |
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Christian Cage showed Britt Baker 5 SEXUAL poses. Then he showed her a 6th. Then a 7th…
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09-11-2022, 04:58 PM | #11280 |
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That reply : just buy one...or does your mom have the debit card today?" legit :ROFLMAO |