04-24-2023, 09:37 AM | #13721 | |
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04-24-2023, 09:51 AM | #13722 |
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Oh good, butcher and blade get to job again.
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04-24-2023, 11:36 AM | #13723 |
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Speaking of Butcher and the Blade, a couple of weeks ago I dream that I was going to a show AEW brought back the World War 3 concept but this time as World War 4 and with 4 rings so it was an even bigger mess. Moreover, despite their massive roster for some reason they still needed bodies to fill the rings and I ended up in the match despite not being a wrestler nor having any other training.
Thankfully, Butcher and the Blade were cool about it and let me just blend in and work some punches on them in the corner for a bit until it was time to pare down the numbers and they eliminated me. And so ended my wrestling career. |
04-24-2023, 02:11 PM | #13724 |
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Settle down Stan, one it was clearly a joke. Two, are we really back to "BUT WWE...." arguments??
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04-24-2023, 02:23 PM | #13725 |
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I can’t believe The Blade is still around.
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04-24-2023, 02:57 PM | #13726 | |
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04-24-2023, 05:08 PM | #13727 |
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The Butcher seems to have some value in him.
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04-24-2023, 05:39 PM | #13728 |
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Collision is allegedly going to be branded heavily around Punk. The performance of this show is going to cause so many problems.
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04-25-2023, 04:25 PM | #13729 |
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I don't think there will be any hard roster split aside from keeping people with genuine issues from each other apart. But with WWE doing another draft I'm just doing a quick fly through of the AEW roster and figuring out rosters in the unlikely event they went for more of a hard split.
Even if they went for a hard split I think it's beyond stupid to have two world champions. So the World title is exempt and I'd also make the Tag and Trios belts exempt too so they can go wherever and those divisions go across brands. I think with two women's singles titles it'd be easy to have one on one show and one on the other, but I don't think they'd want to draw more attention to the fact there's only one women's match per show, and might be worried about the optics of the Women's World title not being treated like a World Title, so let's say officially that it floats too. The TBS Title goes to Dynamite and TNT Title to Collision to be featured on their namesake networks. The International Title goes to Dynamite since the TNT Title is Collision's midcard/male singles title. Draft Exempt Brody King Buddy Matthews Cash Wheeler Dax Harwood Jamie Hayter Julia Hart Malakai Black MJF Dynamite Roster Adam Cole Adam Page Alex Reynolds Anthony Bowens AR Fox Austin Gunn Big Bill Brandon Cutler Bryan Danielson Christian Cage Chuck Taylor Colten Gunn Daddy Ass Danhausen Dante Martin Darby Allin Darius Martin Dustin Rhodes Ethan Page Evil Uno John Silver Jon Moxley Keith Lee Kenny Omega Konosuke Takeshita Kyle O'Reilly Lee Moriarty Luchasaurus Matt Jackson Matt Sydal Max Caster Michael Nakazawa Nick Comoroto Nick Jackson Orange Cassidy Preston Vance Ricky Starks Rush Samoa Joe Scorpio Sky Sting Stu Grayson Trent Beretta Wheeler Yuta Athena Diamante Dr. Britt Baker Jade Cargill Kiera Hogan Kris Statlander Leila Grey Madison Rayne Nyla Rose Riho Serena Deeb Skye Blue Yuka Sakazaki Don Callis Jose the Assistant Stokely Hathaway Collision Roster Aaron Solo Action Andretti Angelico Angelo Parker Ari Daivari Brian Cage Chris Jericho CM Punk Daniel Garcia Hook Isiah Kassidy Jack Perry Jake Hager Jay Lethal Jay White Jeff Hardy Jeff Jarrett Josh Woods Juice Robinson Kip Sabian Komander Lance Archer Luther Mark Briscoe Marq Quen Matt Hardy Matt Menard Miro Ortiz PAC Penta El Cero Miedo Powerhouse Hobbs QT Marshall Rey Fenix Sammy Guevara Satnam Singh Serpentico Shawn Spears Swerve Strickland The Blade The Butcher Tony Nese Wardlow Anna Jay Emi Sakura Hikaru Shida Mercedes Martinez Penelope Ford Ruby Soho Saraya Tay Melo Taya Valkyrie The Bunny Thunder Rosa Toni Storm Willow Nightingale Arn Anderson Harley Cameron Sonjay Dutt --- There's some other people listed on the roster page that haven't been seen nor used in an eternity so I have no clue who is hurt and who isn't. But kept Punk apart from pretty much everyone in the immediate Elite circle, plus Mox in case those two really do have a beef. I'd suspect given Tony Khan's booking, the Elite/BCC angle will stretch for an eternity through the summer anyway. Jericho does end up on the same show as Punk since they're rumored to be agreed to work together, and you know they're gonna draw that feud out beyond measure too. Otherwise, tried to mix some "bigger", well known names onto each show tried to keep known couples together. With the size of their roster I can understand creatively why they might think a split could help, but it's a damn joke that they might have one entirely because they apparently can't figure out how to get talent to co-exist. |
04-25-2023, 05:27 PM | #13730 |
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The funniest thing about another 2 hours of AEWTV is that it is another 2 hours of Tiny Khan's match randomizer machine.
First episode: Show starts with the return of CM Phil, who invites FTR out. They hug and cry while Excalibur talks about a game changing announcement from Tiny Khan on Dynamite Juice Robinson w/Jay White vs QT Marshall w/factory, ends in a brawl We hear from TNT Champion Wardlow w/Arn Anderson and free agent Brock Anderson Penelope Ford w/Kip vs Tay Melo w/all of JAS but Jericho and Thunder Rosa on Spanish Commentary Pretape of MJF saying wrestling on Saturdays is almost as stupid as Chicago Bears fans Pac vs Miro is cancelled because both fail to show up/have visa issues Recap of Jade Cargill interview from Dynamite, she tells Renee to "cut the shit" Toni Storm w/Outsiders vs Willow, spray paint angle with save by Shida and Sakura (Paige may or may not try to get away with saying Twat on TNT) Backstage interview with the Hardy's, but Butcher and Blade walk up. Matt Hardy says they will be DELETED on Rampage Tay Melo says something incoherent while Sammy wags his tongue, Jericho arrives late and tells them he invented Saturday wrestling Main event DREAM MATCH Jungle Boy vs Wildman Marc Mero. Match end when Jacqueline Moore shows up to help Mero beat down Jungle Jack, only for Hook to slowly walk out and make the save. We go off the air with Tony Schiavone saying "IT'S HOOK, IN THE RIIIIIIIIIIIING!" |
04-26-2023, 11:06 AM | #13731 |
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Watchable
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04-26-2023, 03:53 PM | #13732 |
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AEW getting rid of Dark Elevation, now what is Tiny going to get Big Show to do for that Million $ contract?? Shad's money well spent
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04-26-2023, 04:09 PM | #13733 |
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Having Dark AND Dark Elevation was redundant as hell anyway.
Dark is still there and Rampage will effectively become the new Elevation once Collision starts. |
04-26-2023, 04:37 PM | #13734 |
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We’re finally admitting that even AEW’s early developments were redundant. Can we admit Rampage was stupid?
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04-30-2023, 07:33 AM | #13735 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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04-30-2023, 11:03 AM | #13736 |
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Lol!
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04-30-2023, 11:04 AM | #13737 |
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She def looks like a DV victim. I get not noticing it at first cuz you’re all caught up in “being a badass” but maybe when it’s brought to your attention, don’t double down lolol
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04-30-2023, 11:05 AM | #13738 |
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Like if the picture was taken in the ring it would’ve fine. But she’s just standing there looking sullen with a black eye hahahahaahaha what a dumbfuck
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04-30-2023, 12:01 PM | #13739 |
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Would love to see Adam Cole holding up the shirt with a big smile on his face.
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04-30-2023, 12:02 PM | #13740 |
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04-30-2023, 12:07 PM | #13741 |
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Didn't WWE release a Becky Lynch T-Shirt that was just her bloody face from when she invaded RAW?
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04-30-2023, 12:11 PM | #13742 |
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People actually know who Becky Lynch is. Plus, Brit looks like she’s being photographed for evidence.
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04-30-2023, 05:04 PM | #13743 |
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04-30-2023, 05:05 PM | #13744 |
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Britt’s the type of person who claims she has literal PTSD from people saying she faked injuries, then goes and poisons a locker room against Thunder Rosa saying she’s faking her back injury.
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04-30-2023, 05:34 PM | #13745 |
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04-30-2023, 05:52 PM | #13746 |
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If only they knew she was dating Adam Cole. No way she’d be the victim of DV in that relationship, she outweighs him by 30lbs.
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05-01-2023, 02:02 AM | #13747 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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05-01-2023, 02:24 AM | #13748 |
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Allegedly looking suspiciously like definitely in that post
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05-01-2023, 02:28 AM | #13749 |
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Remember that Curb episode where Larry visits a home for battered women? Classic stuff....
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05-01-2023, 03:57 AM | #13750 |
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05-01-2023, 04:15 AM | #13751 |
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The only way Adam Cole could deliver any type of believable offense to Britt is if he threw his Nintendo switch like 4 inches from her face, I don't believe he could throw it any further. Honestly surprised he can lift a Nintendo Switch.
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05-01-2023, 05:23 AM | #13752 |
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05-01-2023, 08:57 AM | #13753 |
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This Britt Baker shirt fiasco might actually be my favourite AEW fail. Especially because you know Britt was super proud of the shirt.
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05-01-2023, 03:13 PM | #13754 | |
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FTR Bald is crying again (I know, BIG surprise)
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05-01-2023, 03:44 PM | #13755 |
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Tag team wrestling matters more in WWE than it does AEW. The Usos, Zayn/Owens, New Day, Street Profits — all star teams. You’ve chosen your bed, now lie in it.
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05-01-2023, 03:50 PM | #13756 |
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FTR took the money. That’s good for them. But don’t try and spin it like you’re doing God’s work for tag team wrestling lol. The top team there refuses to do a third match with you and is allergic to tag team psychology.
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05-01-2023, 03:51 PM | #13757 |
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Britt Baker is a totally self-absorbed twat.
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05-01-2023, 06:45 PM | #13758 |
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The baker T shirt is a bad shirt just i general but the concept that its offensive for promoting domestic violence implies that any woman hurt anywhere should be assumed a man assaulted her. That premise should be rejected as the malign farse it is.
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05-01-2023, 06:50 PM | #13759 |
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"I saw a women today with a broken arm. What kind of a monster could do that to a women?"
"My waitress is missing three front teeth. Her husband must be a real bastard." "Did you see her black eye? I hope the guy goes to prison." The fuck is this dumb shit trying to passed off as logic? |
05-01-2023, 07:58 PM | #13760 |
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Must’ve missed something wtf is going on with the Britt black eye shirt?
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