02-25-2016, 08:46 PM | #23201 |
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Have him face Chris Jericho one week and cut a promo about how he defeated Jericho at WrestleMania. The two have a match and Curtis shows something a bit different to what he usually does. "#NotFandango" will be trending. Curtis wins with a new finishing move.
The next week, Jericho and Styles fight because Styles wasn't there to help Jericho. Not Fandango vs. AJ Styles this week. Jericho comes out and costs Styles the match and Not Fandango picks up his second win. He'll be over like rover at this point. |
02-25-2016, 08:47 PM | #23202 |
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Fandango is only 32 and has 14 years experience.
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02-25-2016, 08:48 PM | #23203 |
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He now has a half-sleeve tattoo on one of his legs, so he will look very sexy if they put him in trunks.
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02-25-2016, 08:55 PM | #23204 |
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If they don't want to give him a real singles push, because they are dumb -- Fandango and Tyler Breeze should form a super-sexy heel tag team that will ultimately turn face because of their mainstream popularity. They will be better Hardy Boyz.
Summer Rae takes issue with Fandango and Breeze -- two of her ex-boyfriends -- forming a tag team, so she becomes the manager of her own team -- The Miz & R-Truth. The Miz could feel threatened by there being two other sexy men on the WWE roster ("This is the one true money-maker in all of WWE") and R-Truth can be the dude that Summer Rae enjoys the BBC...she loves watching "Luther"! Summer Rae has done movies with The Miz, R-Truth has teamed with Miz before and R-Truth was Fandango's old pro. So much history. Goldust wants to know what happened to his tag team with Truth, and he and The Miz beat-down Goldust but Fandango & Breeze make the save. Fandango becomes a loose ally with Goldust -- "Let's get weird!" forcing The Miz and R-Truth to call in back-up -- The Miz's former associate "Normal" Alex Riley -- a guy who hates weird people. "Why can't people just fit in?!? It makes me want to RAGE!" |
02-25-2016, 08:56 PM | #23205 |
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Seriously though -- fuck-off Stardust and have Cody Rhodes come to Goldust's defense against The Awesome Truth and Summer Rae. Tie in those rivalries with Fandango & Tyler Breeze's issues with The Awesome Truth. That'd be a more than worthy mid-card tag team feud while The Dudleys and The Usos fight over the actual belts or something.
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02-25-2016, 09:07 PM | #23206 |
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Actually you are one of the biggest examples of the IWC as just about every post you make oozes with the smarky insider type perspective of "I'm right, you are wrong and I am going to beat you over the head with MY opinion based facts until you give up your own opinion based facts."
But that is ok as it is your right as a wrestling fan |
02-25-2016, 09:18 PM | #23207 |
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02-25-2016, 09:21 PM | #23208 |
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The internet as well as the way the business is at present has changed and the use of vignettes might be seen as a waste of resources. Fans think the content is lame as hell right now and the repackaging of failed main roster gimmicks would be much harder to pull off than it would on NXT (The transformation of Husky Harris to Bray Wyatt for example) would kill the character before it even got off the ground.
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02-25-2016, 09:24 PM | #23209 |
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02-25-2016, 09:26 PM | #23210 | |
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02-25-2016, 09:26 PM | #23211 |
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You are the fucking worst. Please leave these forums. Now.
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02-25-2016, 09:27 PM | #23212 |
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CyNick makes me actually hate the WWE. Like, I want to see them go out of business when he talks about them. Instead of just being uninterested in their current programming.
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02-25-2016, 09:27 PM | #23213 | |
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02-25-2016, 09:27 PM | #23214 | |
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02-25-2016, 09:27 PM | #23215 |
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Bob Backlund won the world title with a fucking atomic drop. Hilarious
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02-25-2016, 09:29 PM | #23216 |
boop/bop/beep
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Just remember Noid, for every CyNick, there is a Gorgeous Dale
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02-25-2016, 09:29 PM | #23217 |
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02-25-2016, 09:29 PM | #23218 |
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That gives me a sigh of relief.
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02-25-2016, 09:31 PM | #23219 |
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02-25-2016, 09:35 PM | #23220 |
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Speaking of gorgeous, Dale...LUNCH TIME!
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02-25-2016, 09:37 PM | #23221 |
boop/bop/beep
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I am the future Gorgeous Dale Lynch
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02-25-2016, 09:38 PM | #23222 |
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02-25-2016, 09:39 PM | #23223 |
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So why does everyone hate The Cynick? I haven't been following his posts.
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02-25-2016, 09:41 PM | #23224 |
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02-25-2016, 09:43 PM | #23225 |
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02-25-2016, 09:43 PM | #23226 |
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02-25-2016, 09:44 PM | #23227 |
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I feel like such a creep because of how much I love Becky Lynch, but I guess that's her job as a goddess babyface isn't it?
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02-25-2016, 09:46 PM | #23228 |
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Illogical phallus
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02-25-2016, 09:47 PM | #23229 |
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I don't read Cynick's posts because I don't really follow wrestling that much anymore, but he seems to be hated across the boars.
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02-25-2016, 09:50 PM | #23230 |
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I can't remember exactly what he said to CSL, who is one of the most switched on posters here, but it was pretty embarrassing for him. CyNick is like that autistic kid in school who knows maybe one thing, but when he tries to enter an actual discussion with depth, he ends up just acting like he's smarter than everyone with no actual meat to what he's saying.
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02-25-2016, 09:51 PM | #23231 |
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Plus he's a racist.
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02-25-2016, 09:56 PM | #23232 |
boop/bop/beep
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He seems to have something against sheep
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02-25-2016, 09:59 PM | #23233 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Let me put it for you this way, Gerty. CyNick is essentially using your "the IWC is stupid" heel gimmick but in a really shit way. He's like the TNA to your WWE basically.
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02-25-2016, 10:04 PM | #23234 |
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It's not even that he gets it wrong a lot of the time. The IWC does have a lot of idiosyncrasies and falsely-held beliefs (generally speaking). But he distances himself so much from it with arguments from authority that are so easily torn apart but he can't admit it.
* Ratings being down doesn't matter because Vince McMahon says ratings don't matter. * Everyone that has ever gotten a push and been talented has worked out because the WWE doesn't do anything wrong, it has to be the talent. * 50/50 booking is what the WWE wants because it adds drama to the product. Or something. * Ryback sucks because if he gets over and the company can't push him wrong, then it must be his fault. Or something. * Cesaro sucks because 50/50 booking should get him over. It's his fault. Or something. * Fandango sucks because if he gets over and the company can't fuck it up, then it must be his fault. Or something. * NXT is secretly Vince's baby because it just is OK. * The product is more popular than ever. Have you heard what the WWE says about the YouTube channel. * WWE Network can be considered a roaring success as long as it makes it into the top ten list of digital on-demand programming providers. * Stock going down is a good thing. Relax. They made the most revenue they ever had. How much of that was profit? That's not the point. * The WWE needed to get rid of PPVs because they need to sell the Network they have no problems selling at all guys. That sort of shit. Plus, while he pays lip service to the idea that the product could be better, he thinks it is "good" and that people that aren't interested in it are somehow alien. This is contrast to the evidence that general interest in the product is dropping -- whether it be low television ratings, merchandise sales petering off, a lot of Network cancellations, etc. |
02-25-2016, 10:05 PM | #23235 |
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This. I didn't articulate my points well because I don't really care to engage anymore. Even most of my posts towards him have become "Haha, you suck."
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02-25-2016, 10:21 PM | #23236 |
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02-25-2016, 10:24 PM | #23237 |
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02-25-2016, 10:28 PM | #23238 |
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Tongue punch her fartbox I would
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02-25-2016, 10:33 PM | #23239 |
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How much of the Internet leaked "rumors" are put out by wwe themselves would you guess?
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