04-13-2016, 05:41 AM | #24601 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Honestly, if there *had* to be something wrong with him, why did it have to be his mouth?
The cruelest of fates. Like a world class pianist or precision surgeon getting cancer in their fingers specifically and losing them, or a Spielberg-esque film director or acclaimed painter going blind. |
04-13-2016, 08:56 AM | #24602 |
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Bobby
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04-13-2016, 12:00 PM | #24603 |
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Evil Emma is so hot, but I feel like she needs her naval piercing back to complete the dazzled out "look, but you can't touch" vibe. She and Becky Lynch having a little side feud in the Women's Division is awesome -- especially since Emma is sort of like the anti-Becky Lynch. When Emma failed, she went dark; Becky just keeps plucking along.
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04-13-2016, 12:07 PM | #24604 |
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On the whole Brock/Ambrose thing: #fan nails it on the head again. You didn't need to have Ambrose win the match. In fact, if I had my WrestleMania plans, it kind of wouldn't have made sense for him to win. If you had Ambrose beat Brock, he's got to be main event bound, and that doesn't seem to be the direction right now. Fine.
The problem is that the match was really abridged. The story at the start was really good. Of course Brock is going to throw Dean around. Brock teased like he didn't need weapons, but then Ambrose gets some shine. Heyman sold this brilliantly. Then Brock...didn't need weapons and just won the match in a second. I don't mind Ambrose not kicking out of two F5's. I don't mind Ambrose not even breaking Cena's 16 SummerSlam suplex count. But at some point, Brock should have snapped, used a weapon, and THEN killed Ambrose once it had all built to a crescendo. Whatever. |
04-13-2016, 04:19 PM | #24605 |
Global █████
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04-13-2016, 04:26 PM | #24606 |
It's a blood match!
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lol ... tasteless
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04-13-2016, 04:32 PM | #24607 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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04-13-2016, 05:52 PM | #24608 |
#R.I.P.U.S.A.
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04-13-2016, 06:32 PM | #24609 |
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04-13-2016, 06:50 PM | #24610 |
It's High Noon!
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Tyler Breeze is 15-123-4 since his debut....
So how long before they throw him into Job Squad 2.0 errr The Social Outcasts? |
04-13-2016, 07:24 PM | #24611 |
boop/bop/beep
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4 draws, not bad.
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04-13-2016, 09:21 PM | #24612 |
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04-13-2016, 11:21 PM | #24613 | |||||||||||||
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04-14-2016, 12:16 AM | #24614 |
is brat
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04-14-2016, 12:28 AM | #24615 |
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So Chris Jericho has only had one (official) reign as the WWF Undisputed Champion / WWE / WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Technically, The Miz has held the title longer than Chris Jericho.
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04-14-2016, 12:29 AM | #24616 |
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Evil Emma stealing hearts like iPods from Walmart.
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04-14-2016, 12:33 AM | #24617 |
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Wondering which superstar can be considered as the worst WWE World Heavyweight Champion of all time...please don't say Rey Mysterio.
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04-14-2016, 12:47 AM | #24618 |
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Orton had a pretty shit run.
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04-14-2016, 12:55 AM | #24619 |
President of Freedonia
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Emma is so fucking hot. Zack Ryder can be jobbed in 30 seconds every week for all I care, as long as he's banging Emma he has nothing to complain about.
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04-14-2016, 12:56 AM | #24620 |
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Not to mention that he John Cena'd cancer's ass.
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04-14-2016, 01:00 AM | #24621 |
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04-14-2016, 01:10 AM | #24622 |
is brat
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Just watched Monday's episode of Supergirl, featuring former Diva's Champion Eve Torres playing Maxima for 2 minutes.
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04-14-2016, 02:02 AM | #24623 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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04-14-2016, 06:58 AM | #24624 |
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What?
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04-14-2016, 06:59 AM | #24625 |
BAY BAY
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04-14-2016, 08:41 AM | #24626 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Dancer gimmick based on the tapings. Of course it's a black guy too.
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04-14-2016, 09:23 AM | #24627 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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Oh yay another dancer wrestler to get over for a couple of weeks and then drop off the radar.
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04-14-2016, 04:57 PM | #24628 |
Inno Knows.
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04-14-2016, 05:38 PM | #24629 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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04-14-2016, 05:48 PM | #24630 |
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04-14-2016, 06:04 PM | #24631 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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04-14-2016, 06:12 PM | #24632 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Still should have ran with that "television champion" gimmick. Go so far as to gut the monitor so it was hollow/light to carry and painted it gold, and "defended" it on his televised matches. Gimmick is stupid enough to actually get over in that "this dumbass really thinks he is defending a championship" way the becomes endearing, made even better by an eventual loss to either R-Truth, Goldust, Stardust, or Fandango if he decides to return to "getting weird".
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04-14-2016, 06:18 PM | #24633 |
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Close as we will get with Ambrose.
Sasha/Becky look good with the belt. KO looks cool Eva fu** that Bitch! |
04-14-2016, 06:40 PM | #24634 | |
Feeling Oof-y
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That said, he should have rebranded the US Championship as the Russian Federation Championship during his run, much like Storm did in WCW. |
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04-14-2016, 06:57 PM | #24635 |
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I was never a huge fan of Rusev to begin with, so that was never really a "fear" with me. With that said, though, he was called up while WWE was still in that "immediate impact or bust" frame of mind. He was supposed to be the new big bad of the roster just on how he looks.
His whole "generic heel foreigner" thing was super flat. Then, he started basically being buried by his valet by osmosis, since people wanted to fap to her and still not give a shit about him... expidited by that whole "love triangle" nonsense. At least this would have given *some* character. Hell, if handled right, may have even ended up in a possible face turn for the guy. Better on TV with *something* than who-gives-a-fucksville like this whole League of Nations blandness. |
04-14-2016, 06:59 PM | #24636 |
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Damn!! |
04-14-2016, 07:05 PM | #24637 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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"Midcard comedy" isn't always necessarily a bad thing. The problem becomes when it becomes all encompassing, and the person never grows/evolves out of that, be it their own shortcomings or the company not seeing anything bigger in that particular talent. Once again, The Rock is a shining example of that. He went from being a guy who thinks he is better than he is to actually being accepted as one of the best ever, and it wasn't an overnight trip. He went from midcard comedy to midcard legit threat tomeventually bigger and better.
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04-14-2016, 11:09 PM | #24638 |
Da Gif/Pic Pimp
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Watching the Wild vs Stars NHL game...and they just played Nakamura's theme from NJPW during a whistle break.
Fucking sweet. |
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04-14-2016, 11:48 PM | #24640 |
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Wrestling Torch which ended up getting him fired down the line from WCW. I remember Bill downplaying the whole thing in the Rise and Fall of WCW DVD. Well I ended up hearing the audio last week and yeah.....here's a transcript.
"If you own a business and you put the money in it, why shouldn't you be able to discriminate? It's your business. If free enterprise is going to make or break it, you should be able to discriminate; its your business. It should be that by god, if you're going to open your doors in America, you can discriminate. Why the f--- not? That's why I went into business, so I could discriminate! I mean really. I want to be able to sell to who I want to and be able to serve who I want to. It's my business, it's my investment. So they come in and say no. I can't tell a fag to get the f--- out. I should have the right to not associate with a fax if I want to. I should have the right to not hire a fag if I don't want to.. I mean, why should I have to fire a f---ing fag if I don't like fags? Fags discriminate against us, don't they? Sure they do. Do Blacks discriminate against Whites? Who's killed more Blacks than anyone? The f---in' Blacks. But they want to blame that bullsh-- 'Roots' that came on the air. That 'Roots' was suck bullsh--. All you have to do if you want slaves is hand beads to the chiefs and they gave you the slaves. What is the best thing that has ever, ever happened to the Black race? That they were brought to this country. No matter how they got here, they were brought here. You know why? Because they intermarried and got educated. They're the ones running the Black race. You go down to the Black countries and they're all broke. Idi Amin killed more Blacks than we ever killed. You see what I mean? That's how stupid we are. But we get caught up in all this bullsh-- rhetoric. And so it's ridiculous what's happening to our country. Lester Maddox was right. I fI don't want to sell fried chicken to Blacks, I shouldn't have to. It's my restaurant. Hell, at least I respect him for his stand. That doesn't make me anti-Black." |