06-01-2016, 03:03 AM | #26041 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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This is technically a TNA spoiler but whatever. This is a real segment that TNA closed their show with tonight. This is not a joke.
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06-01-2016, 03:06 AM | #26042 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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And because I will never pass up an opportunity to use this GIF:
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06-01-2016, 03:07 AM | #26043 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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That is actually somehow worse than the first two hours of Raw. I didn't think it was possible.
Dare to achieve, TNA! |
06-01-2016, 03:10 AM | #26044 |
is brat
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What the hell was that, and what the hell happened to Matt Hardy. What drug is he supposed to be/actually addicted to?
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06-01-2016, 03:10 AM | #26045 |
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Would someone please just end TNA, it's just terrible.
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06-01-2016, 03:14 AM | #26046 |
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With life being as mundane as it is, I don't have to watch anything else but RAW. It sucks because I loved watching Smackdown during the brand split era in my teens.
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06-01-2016, 03:20 AM | #26047 |
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That segment was terrible in every way imaginable.
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06-01-2016, 03:32 AM | #26048 |
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06-01-2016, 03:40 AM | #26049 |
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God, Vince needs to just show Dixie Carter's parents some money, take the company over, let Pop air Superstars and NXT or something and save some of the fucking talent there. It might be 2016, but The Hardys vs. The Dudleys might actually garner some interest on SmackDown for the launch of this new brand. Best of Seven Series with the winners getting a Tag Title shot and one last chance to be the guys.
They'll get Drew McIntyre back to beat the shit out of Sheamus, Cesaro and those guys, and vice versa, and they can get EC3 who could be an amazing heel character as a new "investor" in WWE. Bring him in with his own title like a cheap Million Dollar Man. Pepper Parks can team with Tye Dillinger in NXT. James Storm and Bobby Roode can jump the rail and attack The New Day and their happy bullshit. Al Snow can go back to training guys. Mike Tenay can replace be an analyst on NXT. Eddie Edwards and Davey Richards can be a tag team down in Florida. Maria can cut shoot promos on Nikki Bella and relish in her neck being broken. Cena can fight Mike Bennett over it on SmackDown. Mark Andrews, Zema Ion and Trevor Lee can be in the apparent Cruiserweight Division on NXT and maybe on RAW if they give it some air time there to fill the three hours. Gail Kim can come in and do some promos about how she was a One Woman Revolution when the WWE wanted Divas. Jade can fill a spot on NXT. Sienna can balance things out somewhere and maybe be a cool babyface against Asuka or Nia Jax. Just end the madness please. |
06-01-2016, 03:41 AM | #26050 |
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Sign Roderick Strong in July and put him with Aries as a heel tandem running NXT. Lock down Ricochet and have him tear up things with Kalisto in the Cruiserweight Division. This shit isn't hard.
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06-01-2016, 03:42 AM | #26051 |
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If Bobby Lashley is open to returning to the WWE, he could be a major asset. Have Kurt Angle come in as his mentor/trainer, since Kurt arguably shouldn't be wrestling. Lashley could beat down Cena after a main event segment and be one of the hottest acts in the company overnight. Cena can get his own training partner in Daniel Bryan and since you can't do Bryan vs. Angle, you can at least do Cena w/ Bryan vs. Lashley w/ Angle. Show EC3 sitting in a sky box watching the match with his "World Title" acting like he is a bemused emperor watching peasants fight. Fuck, put Bobby Roode and James Storm up there as "his tag champions." They're Beer Money right? EC3 provides the money and the beer. Call Steve Austin to do a segment with them in the ring and have them beat him down before McIntyre, the last true TNA Champion, sick of EC3's bullshit claims of being the outside champion, runs down and saves him.
This isn't that hard. |
06-01-2016, 04:02 AM | #26052 |
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Have you guys visited impactwrestling.com as of late? It is horrendous.
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06-01-2016, 04:12 AM | #26053 |
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I don't hate myself that much. I probably will afterwards though.
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06-01-2016, 04:12 AM | #26054 |
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I have heard that you can't even access the roster page.
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06-01-2016, 04:13 AM | #26055 |
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Hearing that Vince McMahon is somewhat interested in John Morrison again is cool. I was just thinking today about a hypothetical "SmackDown Six." You basically have four of those pieces in place already with Cesaro, Zayn, Owens and Miz doing what they've been doing. You need two more guys. Jericho and Morrison?
John Morrison & The Miz vs. Cesaro & Zayn vs. Jericho & Owens Fuck yes. |
06-01-2016, 04:16 AM | #26056 |
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To be honest, I really wouldn't be opposed to them swapping out Miz and Morrison (provided they can't get Morrison) for even a real Sheamus/Del Rio team. Both guys ARE great in the ring, and they have that "former World Champion" thing that Angle & Benoit sort of had when they were teamed together. Zayn & Cesaro would be a tremendous little duo. Jericho & Owens have already proven they are great together. They'd steal the show every segment they were in. Couple that with the Cena/Styles program they probably have planned and SmackDown starts off in pretty good shape.
Down the line they can bring in Christopher Daniels to get involved with Styles and Joe. |
06-01-2016, 04:44 AM | #26057 |
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06-01-2016, 05:44 AM | #26058 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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What the fuck at that Hardy segment?! That was terrible.
They couldn't even re-shoot Matt botching rolling out of the ring. |
06-01-2016, 06:24 AM | #26059 |
I'm a loner, Dottie...
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Went to the TNA website and literally nothing but the front page works... For the love of all that is holy someone fucking kill this shit already. That Hardy segment was like watching a bunch of backyarders on Youtube. Literally everyone associated with that mess of a company should be ashamed of themselves. Dixie Carter is worse than cancer.
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06-01-2016, 06:39 AM | #26060 |
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06-01-2016, 06:40 AM | #26061 |
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I cannot believe they keep surviving. How the hell has another company not completely knocked them off already? I guess they soured Spike TV on wrestling as a whole. They're doing damage, man. This is madness.
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06-01-2016, 06:43 AM | #26062 |
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I watched that WWE 2k14 conference that got Jim Ross fired from WWE. What the fuck? Ric Flair rambled and got emotional, but that was about it. Mick threw the mic over to him. JR isn't the guy's keeper, but it wasn't even that bad. Watching it I kept thinking to myself "JR is fucking hilarious and he's such a good hype man." The WWE should bring him to call PPVs with Heyman. Have the TV teams just call the TV stuff.
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06-01-2016, 06:53 AM | #26063 |
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06-01-2016, 07:13 AM | #26064 |
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I stopped watching TNA for like 3-4 years.
Fucking mad at Dixie and Jeff Jarrett for fucking this shit up. Fucking Global Force Wrestling. Kiss my ass. WCW had a better death than TNA. Just take the damn promotion behind the barn and pull the motherfucking trigger. Or just do something worthwhile. Don't make false promises, fucking Dixie. |
06-01-2016, 07:22 AM | #26065 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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06-01-2016, 09:06 AM | #26066 |
Best Poster
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I can't read Owen's post because I have him on ignore but I bet he posted "lol TNA :shifty"
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06-01-2016, 09:44 AM | #26067 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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I'm sorry.
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06-01-2016, 09:57 AM | #26068 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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Love this channel. Adam's commentary is fantastic.
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06-01-2016, 10:22 AM | #26069 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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That Taker rumor was new to me. If he seriously refused to job and that led to this stupid storyline then screw him. There were many ways around it, including a dirty finish, and it's not like he has the streak anymore. Shane winning would have been a much bigger Wrestlemania event after the jump off the cell.
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06-01-2016, 10:29 AM | #26070 |
is brat
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Matt Hardy looks like he is a cartoon character who has just seen a ghost.
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06-01-2016, 11:15 AM | #26071 | |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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06-01-2016, 11:19 AM | #26072 |
It's a blood match!
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I think that this Matt Hardy angle is probably the biggest Wrestlecrap I have seen from TNA. It's so bad, so so so so so bad. That Hardy's with no mature filter are unabashedly atrocious.
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06-01-2016, 11:20 AM | #26073 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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06-01-2016, 11:22 AM | #26074 |
King of Suplexes/Oxy
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I feel like maybe the Hardy thing should have (had) it's own thread. Oops.
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06-01-2016, 12:21 PM | #26075 |
b/c 5 is better than 4
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I have kept up with TNA from the beginning, yet I'm more than 2 months behind and have little desire to catch back up after the results I have been hearing....
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06-01-2016, 12:26 PM | #26076 | |
boop/bop/beep
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06-01-2016, 12:35 PM | #26077 |
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Tna is using their new Headquarters I see
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06-01-2016, 02:33 PM | #26078 |
Let me talk to ya
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On the TNA thing, it wouldn't be as bad if Matt would quit using that stupid voice and they actually tried to show some emotion instead of acting. I don't think it was the worst part of the show though. Raquel is horrible and not ready for TV, BroMans would be better off alone I think.
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06-01-2016, 03:54 PM | #26079 |
TPWW's #3 Peep
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The whole multi-angle bullshit doesn't work well in wrestling, either. I mean, in one shot Jeff's looking at the ring, and only Matt is there, and in the next shot, Jess is walking towards towards the ring? We're supposed to believe in an "unscripted sport" that Jeff stood there waiting?
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06-01-2016, 03:56 PM | #26080 |
Trickster Demon
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omg @ TNA video
reminds me of "The Room" |