03-09-2014, 12:26 AM | #2961 |
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Justin Gabriel should join the commentary team but never say anything. Michael Cole, JBL and Jerry Lawler ask him what he is doing out there, and he just stares at them and smiles. This goes on for a number of weeks until a heel calls out Gabriel for just sitting out there and not saying anything. Gabriel then proceeds to kick their ass and walk to the back. He returns to in-ring competition the next week. Renee Young asks Gabriel about how it feels to be back, and Gabriel just smiles at her and says nothing.
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03-09-2014, 12:27 AM | #2962 |
Resident drug enabler
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03-09-2014, 12:30 AM | #2963 |
Fire up Chips!
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03-09-2014, 12:31 AM | #2964 |
the heartbreak king
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03-09-2014, 12:31 AM | #2965 |
the heartbreak king
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highkus, if you will.
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03-09-2014, 12:31 AM | #2966 |
Resident drug enabler
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Shisen is the best fantasy booker in the history of our sport.
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03-09-2014, 12:32 AM | #2967 |
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JTG saves Goldust and Cody Rhodes from a beat-down from a heel team one week. The commentators are confused about why JTG would help out Cody Rhodes and Goldust. JTG reveals that in the time he spent away from the WWE, he did some looking into his background, and it turns out that his mom is WWE legend, Sapphire. His dad? Well, that was none other than Dusty Rhodes himself. JTG changes his name to Cosby Rhodes and begins wearing black and yellow polka dots.
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03-09-2014, 12:34 AM | #2968 |
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03-09-2014, 12:34 AM | #2969 |
the heartbreak king
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lol cosby rhodes
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03-09-2014, 12:38 AM | #2970 |
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John Cena suffers a worked head injury in one of his matches. Cena needs to be reminded who he is and what he is capable of in WWE. John says that he looks at the legacy John Cena built for himself, and he doesn't know if he can live up to it. Cena then gets an inspirational speech from a new manager and is told that he needs to do it for the sick kids. Cena isn't sure he can beat the guy who gave him his head injury, but he will damn sure try.
The manager stays in the corner of Cena, and begins exploiting John. He tells him things like "Daniel Bryan was never your friend and stole your girlfriend." Cena tries to win back Brie from Bryan after seeing photos of him and Nikki together. Bryan, Brie and Nikki try and tell Cena the truth, but he won't have any of it -- the manager is too far in his head. It turns out that the manager is a puppet of The Authority and they are trying to turn Cena into their corporate champion again, and use him to destroy Daniel Bryan. |
03-09-2014, 12:41 AM | #2971 |
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Sister Abigail, whom many believed to be a deceased figure or one of Bray Wyatt's imagination, actually reveals herself to be AJ Lee. She was the girl who found Bray Wyatt when they were both down and out. AJ was living in cars at the time, but still gave whatever warmth she could to Bray. It's revealed that Wyatt's wars against John Cena, Daniel Bryan and Kane weren't forced by The Authority, but rather their mistreatment of Abigail Lee.
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03-09-2014, 12:45 AM | #2972 |
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Jason Alberts becomes a backstage interviewer that accidentally says the opposite of what he means:
"That was a terrible match, Cesaro. You're clearly the weakest indivdiual in all of WWE." He then makes a sound like he got tongue-tied and says that he's "Sorry, not sorry." The gimmick extends to his color commentary and he becomes a target for some bitter heels and Alberts beats them up when threatened. |
03-09-2014, 12:52 AM | #2973 |
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Emma gets pregnant with Santino Marella's child. Emma has a tough decision to make, and wants to consider canceling the pregnancy so she can focus on her athletic career. Santino Marella is angered by this, because it's his child too. The pro-life/pro-choice debate is addressed by the WWE in ridiculous accents.
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03-09-2014, 12:57 AM | #2974 |
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Becky Lynch debuts as a Sheamus-obsessed fan. The Celtic Warrior turns her advances down, and the scorned Lynch calls in her brother, Prince Devitt, to beat up Sheamus. Becky reveals that she's with a real red-headed man now, and reveals that Heath Slater is now her brother's tag team partner (this is after 3MB, Yoshi Ono and Donny have all gone their separate ways).
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03-09-2014, 12:57 AM | #2975 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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03-09-2014, 12:59 AM | #2976 |
Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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And not the religion of Christianity, but an actual Christian faith healer. Invoking the name of Christian. He jobbed for your sins, but will rise again in 3 days for one more match.
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03-09-2014, 01:09 AM | #2977 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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03-09-2014, 01:14 AM | #2978 |
is brat
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Reading all these Noid Post Quickies makes me think that Noid needs to do his very own ARMCHAIR WARFARE: Noid Edition.
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03-09-2014, 01:30 AM | #2979 |
Hazardous to Your Health
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Noid gone woild
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03-09-2014, 01:33 AM | #2980 |
You can't teach that
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Ify ou want to read a ton of hot garbage then yes
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03-09-2014, 01:39 AM | #2981 |
The Champ is Here!
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03-09-2014, 01:54 AM | #2982 |
Amazon Affiliate
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Nice one.
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03-09-2014, 03:13 AM | #2983 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I'd wear that shirt.
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03-09-2014, 04:51 AM | #2984 |
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03-09-2014, 05:02 AM | #2985 |
is brat
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Bayley Circa 2005 |
03-09-2014, 05:02 AM | #2986 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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So they're dancing over what equates to about $3.76?
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03-09-2014, 05:14 AM | #2987 | |
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Quote:
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03-09-2014, 09:23 AM | #2988 |
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Love Bayley so much. Find her adorable. Solid worker too.
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03-09-2014, 09:24 AM | #2989 |
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I want Summer Rae to be the next NXT Women's Champion, but I think they'll probably give the title to Charlotte. Bayley would make a great choice to dethrone her and get the title. Truth be told, she's probably ready for a main roster spot, however -- it's just an issue of timing.
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03-09-2014, 09:25 AM | #2990 |
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03-09-2014, 09:41 AM | #2991 |
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I want to see more of Hunico's Sin Cara on my television screen.
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03-09-2014, 11:28 AM | #2992 |
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Just watching Punk vs Cena MITB 2011. A great study in how you can keep a match exciting while blowing every big spot.
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03-09-2014, 04:15 PM | #2993 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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03-09-2014, 04:18 PM | #2994 |
The Champ is Here!
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After reading that, I now understand how to pronounce that less.
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03-09-2014, 04:19 PM | #2995 |
The Champ is Here!
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Like, is the 'v' silent?
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03-09-2014, 04:20 PM | #2996 |
Feeling Oof-y
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I'd have said so.
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03-09-2014, 04:51 PM | #2997 |
is brat
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NIMONYA
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03-09-2014, 04:59 PM | #2998 |
King K Cool
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I don't know how I feel about Rusev.
To be fair, I've not seen much from him but he just strikes me as Kozlov V2. |
03-09-2014, 05:00 PM | #2999 |
King K Cool
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Actually, when I think about it. I'm really not feeling much for the NXT guys. To me, they all look pretty bad. It sounds bad but they all look like your average indie guys with bad gimmicks/names/looks. I know it sounds harsh and I'm most likely coming across as a bit of a dick, but I don't mean to. It's just the way I feel about them.
I'm still not a fan of Big E and he's been on the main roster for just over a year now and I'm also not feeling anything for Emma. |
03-09-2014, 05:01 PM | #3000 |
King K Cool
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