09-11-2017, 09:46 PM | #36441 |
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09-11-2017, 09:50 PM | #36442 |
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lol Was watching a YouShoot with Lanny Poffo the other day and he said he doesn't believe the Pat Patterson/Steve Lombardi rumors. His reason being "Because Steve Lombardi is an ugly motherfucker."
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09-11-2017, 10:11 PM | #36443 |
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Some things I do, other things I discuss on a wrestling forum. It's kind of what it's there for.
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09-11-2017, 10:12 PM | #36444 |
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Dad bod Bret Hart from 1988 |
09-11-2017, 10:14 PM | #36445 |
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09-11-2017, 10:14 PM | #36446 |
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Not pasty enough
I had a Hart Foundation poster on my wall as a kid with Dad bod Bret Hart, but he was very pale and pasty in it. |
09-11-2017, 10:18 PM | #36447 | |
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"Purple is the best color." "Do you have evidence to back that up?" I don't need to have even seen purple to ask that question. That's hypothetical, but I don't have any specific circumstances that you're referring to to respond to. I can also very freely comment on how uninterested I am in the current product. I've been a wrestling fan for years -- it's hard to just "switch off" to something you used to love. It was a part of my routine for years. Sure, I could just turn myself off completely to the WWE instead of vaguely following it (and it is getting dangerously close to this point), but the fact that something I should be the ripe market for is so emotionally disengaging is a point all on its own. There's a difference between saying "This sucks and I haven't watched it" and "It sucks that this hasn't made me want to watch it." It may be befuddling to you, but if we're trying to be so sympathetic to the "opinions" of others, mine doesn't really need to make sense to you anyway, right? |
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09-11-2017, 10:19 PM | #36448 |
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Lita worked in the sense that she worked. You can't deny that she was over and that's a measure of some level of charisma, whether you think it fickle or not. There were plenty of women who could have gone into a thong and done botchy stuff off the top, but Lita was the one who did it.
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09-11-2017, 10:20 PM | #36449 |
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09-11-2017, 10:22 PM | #36450 |
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For some reason I can't find a clip of this...
Back in the late 80's/early 90's WWE did a dating game parody and Bret Hart was one of the bachelors. The lady asks him what kind of wrestling moves he'd use on her and Bret, with all the charm of a serial killer is like "Well, first I'd put you in a sleeperhold. Then I'd pick you up in a fireman's carry... Then I'd take you upstairs and ravage your body." It was awesomely creepy. lol |
09-11-2017, 10:24 PM | #36451 |
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.... #Clips4SaleHitman
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09-11-2017, 10:24 PM | #36452 |
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how did the woman take that?
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09-11-2017, 10:24 PM | #36453 |
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It was great because at first you're like "Oh. Innuendos. So silly and harmless." and then by the time he gets to the "ravage your body" part you're like "What the fuck!?"
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09-11-2017, 10:25 PM | #36454 |
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09-11-2017, 10:26 PM | #36455 |
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lmfao
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09-11-2017, 10:26 PM | #36456 |
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According to Bret he had more sex than pretty much Wilt Chamberlain.
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09-11-2017, 10:27 PM | #36457 |
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09-11-2017, 10:34 PM | #36458 | |
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The Mating Game [TNT 1986-05-28] by WWFOldSchool |
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09-11-2017, 10:37 PM | #36459 |
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lol Yesssssss
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09-11-2017, 10:37 PM | #36460 |
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hahaha Bret does not want to be talking there.
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09-11-2017, 10:38 PM | #36461 |
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it also sounds like Anvil is calling his penis the Anvil.
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09-11-2017, 10:39 PM | #36462 |
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Neidhart pretty golden there right after Hart's creepiness, too.
"Things start happening, pictures start falling off the wall, all kind of things start happening. Heheheheheheh. Romantic things." |
09-11-2017, 10:42 PM | #36463 |
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I like how Bret gives a pre-amble that he's an in ring technician and that's why he'd lock the sleeperhold on, followed by the firemen's carry, and ravaging.
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09-11-2017, 10:48 PM | #36464 |
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The great technical wrestling move of ravaging an unconscious woman's body.
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09-11-2017, 10:51 PM | #36465 |
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09-11-2017, 10:51 PM | #36466 |
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He'd certainly execute excellently.
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09-11-2017, 11:56 PM | #36467 |
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09-12-2017, 12:02 AM | #36468 |
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Can someone please explain to me the BROKEN gimmick?
What was that all about? What was so BROKEN? I never really cared, but it's 5am and I got shit to do. |
09-12-2017, 12:56 AM | #36469 | |
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09-12-2017, 01:13 AM | #36470 | |
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Matt then turned up the weirdness, and basically acted like he was the star of some camp melodrama. They involved drones, Matt Hardy's gardener (the gardener's Twitter was easily the best bit), and did backyard garbage matches that were poorly filmed (but that was the point, of course), with special effects. Matt ate ectoplasm at some point. He also developed some new catchphrases by saying things in a funny voice and reworking them time and time again. |
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09-12-2017, 01:19 AM | #36471 | |
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09-12-2017, 01:21 AM | #36472 |
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Hmm, that was either from that, or from Jeff Hardy doing his Willow stuff years back. Not sure if he jumped off trees in an actual feud though.
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09-12-2017, 01:25 AM | #36473 |
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09-12-2017, 01:26 AM | #36474 |
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Lol @ bret hart saying his go to move would be choking her ojt and raping her lol
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09-12-2017, 01:29 AM | #36475 |
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Oh, one more thing. That DELETE thing?
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09-12-2017, 01:29 AM | #36476 |
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09-12-2017, 01:33 AM | #36479 |
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Well, it DOES take a lot to make Jeff Hardy look like the sane one.
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09-12-2017, 01:33 AM | #36480 |
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I dunno, man, you make up your own mind. I think it's shit.
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