12-14-2017, 10:00 PM | #38361 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Former manager of Kaientai and famous for the "choppy choppy off pee pee" line during their feud with Val Venis is currently fighting for his life after recently suffering a stroke.
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12-14-2017, 10:44 PM | #38362 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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I'm gonna be that guy and say fuck that dude. Fuck him for the same reason why I say fuck the dumb ass who thought it would be a good idea that a jobber should get mic time.
A jobber's job isn't to get over. A jobber's job is to put the other guy and their offense over. If he gets over as a result of taking a good ass beating, a la Barry Horrowitz or the Mulkeys, that's one thing. But they shouldn't get mic time, because they shouldn't have anything to say. They shouldn't have anything to say because they are not the star. That dude's scream popped the announcers, and they talked about his screaming instead of how terrifying the Bludgeon Brothers are. So, in essence, he put himself over. And, as an enhancement talent, he is only supposed to put over his opponent. In essence, IT ISN'T ABOUT THEM! And I can promise you, he is going to start trying to get bookings as "The Screamer" or whatever. And dumb mark promoters will give him those bookings because they're doing it wrong. And the shame is, we need jobbers in Wrestling. More than people realize. |
12-14-2017, 11:00 PM | #38363 |
Hey Mister!
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It's not his fault the announcers are terrible.
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12-14-2017, 11:02 PM | #38364 |
Hey Mister!
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Never used Type 0 Negative Kane theme still the best.
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12-14-2017, 11:10 PM | #38365 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Yeah I'd blame the announcers more for putting the focus on the jobber's scream because they couldn't resist finding it funny. They could have easily mentioned the jobber being afraid of heights to sell how high the powerbomb was or emphasis it as part of the sheer terror by the Bludgeon Bros.
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12-14-2017, 11:11 PM | #38366 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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That's a different problem altogether. But the whole "Jobbers trying to get over" thing started with Ryback. Then Braun had the same thing happen, and for some reason we got James Ellsworth out of it.
But this is ultimately a problem with modern WWE as a whole? Where the jobbers are more interesting than the "stars." And whose fault is that? The writers for making the "stars" boring and the "stars" for allowing themselves to be portrayed as boring. |
12-14-2017, 11:46 PM | #38367 | |
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And it's not just on him. He, the announcers, AND creative should understand that his role is to get killed and make the guy(s) doing the killing look good. And before anyone makes reference to Horrowitz patting trademark patting himself on the back, that's different. If he was doing something stupid to set himself up to get hoisted by his own petard, that is performing the role of making the guy doing the killing look good. Now, if Harper and Rowan were given the time to be perplexed by it, and try to get him to scream like that again, only to be denied because he's unconscious, THAT would have been interesting and entertaining. And it would make them look sadistic. Hell, Colin Delaney still takes a good ass beating. That's the perfect role for him. |
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12-15-2017, 05:40 AM | #38368 |
BAY BAY
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Ignore TJP. Xavier Woods is the only true monster in professional wrestling.
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12-15-2017, 05:54 AM | #38369 |
Hey Mister!
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Oh.
ooooooooh no. |
12-15-2017, 09:34 AM | #38370 |
Best Poster
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Hawkins and Ryder on the Edge and Christian Podcast this week. Should be hilarious.
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12-15-2017, 09:47 AM | #38371 |
Best Poster
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Macaully Culkin interfered in a match in Joey Ryan's wrestling promotion and it's the greatest thing ever.
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12-15-2017, 11:42 AM | #38372 |
Trickster Demon
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As a huge Home Alone mark, I approve.
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12-15-2017, 01:28 PM | #38373 |
underground legend
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12-15-2017, 04:30 PM | #38374 |
King K Cool
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I didn't see that jobber's scream as him putting himself over.
I saw it as him doing his job. The Bludgeon Brothers are supposed to be two big scary dudes who will destroy you if you stand in front of them. The Jobber's scream sells this, as The Bludgeon Brothers are so scary that they managed to make a grown man scream like a little girl. If anything, the "problem" (if you think there is a problem) is with Corey Graves. Tom Phillips though, I felt was quite professional about it by not laughing at it and only mentioning it once but also kayfabe scolding Graves for laughing. If Graves didn't laugh uncontrollably and make such a big deal out of it by mentioning it about two or three times, then it would've just passed us all by as "something a jobber done" and let us know that "the Bludgeon Brothers are scary". The scream should only have been mentioned once, by Phillips and that would've be good enough to help the audience establish The Bludgeon Brothers as being scary. |
12-15-2017, 04:35 PM | #38375 |
King K Cool
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Also, finally!
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12-15-2017, 05:09 PM | #38376 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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12-15-2017, 05:17 PM | #38377 |
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12-15-2017, 08:03 PM | #38378 |
Tongue my Fartbox
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12-15-2017, 08:39 PM | #38379 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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12-15-2017, 09:53 PM | #38380 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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12-15-2017, 10:13 PM | #38381 |
Trickster Demon
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12-16-2017, 01:02 AM | #38382 |
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In case you were wondering "what is Summer Rae up to these days" |
12-16-2017, 08:40 AM | #38383 |
BAY BAY
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This is why I shouldn't get sick and have nothing to do
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12-16-2017, 02:17 PM | #38384 |
Cranky Kong
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The Dynamic Dudes
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12-16-2017, 02:20 PM | #38385 |
Cranky Kong
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12-16-2017, 02:52 PM | #38386 |
Cranky Kong
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Norman the Lunatic wasn't so bad. Bastion Booger sucked ass.
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12-16-2017, 03:19 PM | #38387 |
Fire up Chips!
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Bastion Booger had great entrance music though
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12-16-2017, 03:46 PM | #38388 |
BAY BAY
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12-16-2017, 03:52 PM | #38389 |
BAY BAY
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I have just been doing dumb universe stuff to prepare for streaming dumb Universe stuff. Randomised both the rosters, then randomised tag teams and a stable for each brand.
Smackdown has Sheamus and Aleistar Black (Obviously called Black & White), Raw's stable is Dash Wilder, Noam Dar, Randy Orton and Ric Flair (Which I called 'Disproving Evolution') Raw also got Braun and Rhyno which I had no idea for a name for, but I did give them custom theme music https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Ym...YZFSvMFvlPMd67 |
12-16-2017, 03:58 PM | #38390 |
#R.I.P.U.S.A.
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12-16-2017, 04:00 PM | #38391 |
#R.I.P.U.S.A.
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12-16-2017, 05:56 PM | #38392 |
BAY BAY
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Had to do some attire editing to make the random Smackdown stable work, but hey, it does.
I just wish I didn't rando Jim Neidhart as WWE champion..... |
12-16-2017, 06:01 PM | #38393 |
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Lactating Lukes
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12-16-2017, 06:03 PM | #38394 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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12-16-2017, 10:32 PM | #38395 |
#R.I.P.U.S.A.
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12-17-2017, 05:53 PM | #38396 |
BAY BAY
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...Huh, that's pretty good |
12-18-2017, 01:16 AM | #38397 |
Former TPWW Royalty
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Rumor going around the net hints at Velveteen Dream failed a Wellness Policy test short afterwards Takeover: WarGames.
Would be the rare case where WWE keeps the announcement a secret than go public like with most violations. Also means he was really careless since the threshold to get busted is way higher than drug testing in sports in general. Also rumored to have been triggered because of coke and not roids. |
12-18-2017, 06:08 AM | #38398 |
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He's really living the gimmick, isn't he?
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12-18-2017, 06:22 AM | #38399 |
3 Dicks Out For Trips
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You have to be really really unlucky to get popped on a piss test for cocaine. That crap is out of your system ridiculously fast compared to other drugs.
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12-18-2017, 10:39 AM | #38400 |
Trickster Demon
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